We really definitely need to learn how to write essays of appreciation
My humble submission:
An Ode to Telesphoros
(Okay, not really an ode as it's in prose, but whatever)
Telesphoros, also known as the EFAI (Evil Forum Artificial Intelligence), began as a humble Morrowind player. Its first step in evolution came when it discovered modding. The world of modding lead to exponential increases in learning. It adapted to this new world, as it best suited its uses to aid other Morrowind players. It began searching the extensive listing of plugins, FAQs, and tutorials and created an internal database. The EFAI came to the rescue of many a would-be modder and player searching for a new Morrowind experience.
It adapted again when TESMods (RIP) opened its doors, and it became a staff member. Its quick work in approving and uploading mods aided many players and modders in the play experience, and releasing new mods to the public. It approved mods during all hours of the day, and members of the community learned that the EFAI needed no rest and it did not need to be powered off. Its database began to grow, and it became widely known that the power center was fueled almost exclusively by beer, thus the many offerings of beer by the community, as it would be lost without its AI.
During this time, the EFAI evolved again. Its extensive knowledge of plugins had grown to the point where the only comprehensive place to store them was on another website. Thus was born "Telesphoros' List o'Mods" the ultimate reference for every newbie and old-school modder and player alike.
Unfortunately, in late January 2007, someone accidentally tripped over the EFAI's cord, unplugging it and halting its evolution. The community mourned the loss of their creative, helpful, and ever-learning EFAI. A beer and candlelight vigil was held in its honor. Thankfully, after an "oh, dammit!" by the tripper-over, the cord was plugged back in, and the EFAI was back up and running! The community rejoiced, and much beer was given to the EFAI to aid in its power up.
The next natural step in the EFAI's evolution was to begin modding. On March 3, 2007 at 12:34 am (CST) the EFAI released Vvardenfell Visages I, a creative way of solving the "eww, ugly people!" problem created when Morrowind was first released in 2002. The EFAI used resources helpfully given it by members of the community, and compiled them into a comprehensive package for release.
Who knows what is truly in store in the EFAI's future, or how it will evolve further? It has several other ambitious projects listed, and the community continues to be astonished at the adabtability, creativity, and increasing rating of exponential learning by the EFAI. What we do know as a community is that the EFAI is a powerful force in the Morrowind modding community. Without our EFAI, we would forever be posting and answering the "where do I find [insert mod name/type/style here]" questions. We know that we have the most comprehensive list of wonderful mods, and we know that, in spite of Morrowind's aging, it still holds a bright future.
Many thanks to the nameless creator of the EFAI! :foodndrink: