Wait one cotton pickin minute. : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:58 am

Orcs have been fallen elves since Tolkien.

Yup.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:23 am

Yeah Orc are Elven. However, the most stupid ones to say the least. They're the ones to swing first, ask questions later. Kind of known for being, well, ignorant and animal like.

Brets also have Elven in their bloodline. That's probably why they make for a good mage.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:28 pm

Orcs have been corrupted elves since before TES.

They haven't always been green though...

It is not easy beeing green.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:19 am

In soviet russland orcs turn into elves.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:20 am

WHY DON'T PEOPLE READ LORE

Because there is a lot of it?, I only read snippets from lore when it becomes relevant to play or someone mentions something on the forum that I don't get.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:59 am

we dont like to be ascosiated with those namby pamby elf wierdos...

(oh and for the record, as im pretty sure i saw something about this a long time ago, Tolkein's Orcs were corrupted elves too)

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:59 am

Altmer: High Elves
Bosmer: Wood Elves
Chimer: Changed Elves (Changed Ones)
Dwemer: Deep Elves
Dunmer: Dark Elves
Orsimer: Corrupted Elves
Derpamer: Stupid Elves

Fun fact: Orsimer are literally divine poop.
Another fun fact: Khajiit are a mer-descenant race. So are Bretons and Ra Gada. Imperials are descended from Nords, who afaik are the oldest race of Humans.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:26 am

Altmer: High Elves
Bosmer: Wood Elves
Chimer: Changed Elves (Changed Ones)
Dwemer: Deep Elves
Dunmer: Dark Elves
Orsimer: Corrupted Elves
Derpamer: Stupid Elves

Fun fact: Orsimer are literally divine poop.
Another fun fact: Khajiit are a mer-descenant race. So are Bretons and Ra Gada. Imperials are descended from Nords, who afaik are the oldest race of Humans.

Enlighten me further.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:06 am

In soviet russland orcs turn into elves.

LULZ!

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:43 am

ahahahaha

i dont know whats funnier, the joke or the reaction :'D

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:00 am

Orcs are Elves that followed a God that was literally defecated out by another God.

One of their myths involves Dung Beetles.

lolcensoring

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:06 am

ninja'd :ninja:

» Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:22 pm

heh no one noticed the last elf in my list...

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:37 am

In soviet russland orcs turn into elves.

Actually there are no Orcs in "Russland" (Soviet or not) or elves for that matter. Orcs can't stand the cold and the elves can't stand us Nords :whistling:

Good, errh, joke though...

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:09 am

heh no one noticed the last elf in my list...

Or it just wasn't funny. :wink:

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:43 am

Manmer. or bretons.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:47 am

Dragonlance had Ogre (theyre version of orces) being cursed elves as well - way back in the 80s

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:14 am

Breton, while Human, are also nicknamed Manmer.

They're half elves.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:46 pm

heh no one noticed the last elf in my list...

I started from the first post. When I got to that part I spit pepsi on my keyboard...Feel better?

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:14 pm

Just a question, Did you know there are more races than the payable races?

You mean dwarves and stuff?

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:10 am

Orcs are a type of elf? Gaaaaaaahhhh!

That's nothing new, nor exclusive to Elder Scrolls, In the Lord of the Rings the orcs were bred from corrupted elves by Morgoth.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:28 am

Orcs have been fallen elves since Tolkien.

That's what I was gonna say...

» Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:59 pm

You mean dwarves and stuff?

There are a lot of races. You can read about them all http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Races.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:55 am

heh no one noticed the last elf in my list...

I did, I just assumed I was an idiot and had never heard of them.
Screw you and your humour.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:29 am

Bosmer: Wood Elves

Derpamer: Stupid Elves

But aren't those two virtually the same?