» Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:36 am Zombies want to eat your brain. Cheaters want to eat your motherboard.
Cheaters fap watching "2 girls 1 cup". Since it's too sixy for them though, they have to use a cheat that delays their orgism.
Cheaters think they are good at everything in life as they are at cheating. They can't understand that "everything in life" and "cheating" run on two different operating systems.
Adam and Eve were the two first cheaters ever. They doomed mankind.
When a cheater sees a woman cheating on his man, they ask her "Whoa! Where did you get that? Can you email it to me?".
There are no cheaters outside of the Matrix. When they wake up and find out they can't cheat in real life, they suicide.
Cheaters ass-raqe normal players in game. Out of them, they get ass-raqed to earn money to buy a new mousepad.
Cheaters never replace the toilet paper with a new roll.
When a cheater wants to spend a night with his girlfriend, he types youporm on his browser.
Oscar Pistorius is every cheater's personal hero.
It's easy to spot a cheater at a party: just look for those who are not talking to anyone.
If the 300 spartans were cheaters, they would have won against Xerxes' army in that narrow passage at Thermopylae. Only with wallhacking.
Cheaters can use every known acronym and can even come up with new ones. Don't ask them to spell the full sentence, though.
Cheater's mothers don't talk to their sons. They never talk with their mouth full.
A cheater never goes to the doctor. He thinks his infinite health is still on.
Once I met a cheater who actually managed to get laid. He was in jail. Pedophilia.
Your brother dying, your best friend getting married, you father losing his job. Cheaters just don't give a cheat.
All cheaters have to learn how to play with a single hand. The other hand is busy. Fapping.
Every cheater wants to own a Hummer. We all know why.
