Was expecting more sixual content : V - Skyrim

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:17 pm

Lolz. This entire thread has been very entertaining. Thanks.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:19 am

:celebration:

I'm going to pretend I didn't see that, I didn't even know it could be used that way.....

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:16 pm

C'mon bro, who needs sixual content in a video game?

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:24 am

I think OP is lonely.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:19 pm

I think OP is lonely.

Or married, lol.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:19 am

http://www.esrb.org/ratings/synopsis.jsp?Certificate=31575

Here is the rating description, with examples of the sixual themes. sixual themes is different to sixual content, which I don't think many people realise/understand and maybe just saw the word "sixual" and their minds went straight to pr0n and bewbs. Also, this game wasn't rated M/15 (in the UK) just for the sixual themes, so I don't see why anyone would bring that up.

Actually, sixual content isn't what I'm after. Only some more realistic choices, like hokers. I never use nvde and porm mods. It would just add to the immersion and make the game a little more advlt themed. That's all.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:42 am

Pfft advlt themed things are all over the game, usually behind euphemisms to get by the censor nazis, but its there.

Some dungeons are just real nasty.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:55 am

Pfft advlt themed things are all over the game, usually behind euphemisms to get by the censor nazis, but its there.

Some dungeons are just real nasty.

More like teenage themed. The game has public executions and crazed necromancers but no hokers? Just sayin.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:10 pm

Actually, sixual content isn't what I'm after. Only some more realistic choices, like hokers. I never use nvde and porm mods. It would just add to the immersion and make the game a little more advlt themed. That's all.

Sorry, I got confused seeing as the title says "was expecting more sixual content"...

I reckon that a brothel like the one you would have liked would still be classed as sixual content, whereas the current bunkhouse in game is more insinuation, which I suppose would put it in the category of sixual themes.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:32 pm

so you cant consummate your marriage? whats the point of getting married then? I already have a house servant lydia, why would i replace her with another six-less relationship..

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:50 am

"Themes" is "tell", "Content" is "show". And Bethesda's approach is "tell, don't show" :hehe:

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:58 pm

Sorry, I got confused seeing as the title says "was expecting more sixual content"...

I reckon that a brothel like the one you would have liked would still be classed as sixual content, whereas the current bunkhouse in game is more insinuation, which I suppose would put it in the category of sixual themes.

I guess it's my fault for making a misleading topic then.
Sure the bunkhouse is something, but Helga isn't exactly temptating.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:56 pm

I was actually hoping for Mass Effect / Dragon Age style love scenes though

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:59 pm

Pfft advlt themed things are all over the game, usually behind euphemisms to get by the censor nazis, but its there.

Some dungeons are just real nasty.

Given what GTA and God of War get away with I don't think having a bordello in the game would be any issue.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:55 am

i never consumated my marriage to lydia as such she not entitled to my life insurance when i die

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:28 am

The lack of sixuality amoung the NPCs does actually affect immersion. Apparently everyone in this game is between the ages of 20-40 and in amazing physical shape, yet they express zero interest in the opposite six. It's to the point that it's jarring, and turns everyone into a walking cardboard cutout rather than a real character.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:38 pm

Sometimes I feel like half the dialogue in Thieves Guild is about six...

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:03 pm

Well you can get "married" in the game. I would like to see or read something that your toon had happy time with your spouse. Also be able to have carpet crawlers. But if your really looking for sixual content play Dragon Age 1 and 2 and the Fable games.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:43 pm

I don't know if anyone who calls their character toon should experience sixual content...

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:20 am

I guess it's my fault for making a misleading topic then.
Sure the bunkhouse is something, but Helga isn't exactly temptating.

That's fair enough. But yeah, anyone going into this game expecting sixual content is probably going to be disappointed, as it's only rated for sixual themes.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:29 pm

I don't know if anyone who calls their character toon should experience sixual content...

lol'd

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:42 am

Maybe you are one of the few good guys? But there are lots of people in the world who, beneath killing people and animals, also like virtual erotic. That erotic mods for TES are so successful is one proof of this. Frankly said, most six in the world (fortunately) happens virtually, in your brain, on paper, TV or the Internet. Otherwise we had maybe 100 billion people on the planet?

Maybe for you most six happens virtually.......On paper WTF?? LOL

No I dont think we need a brothel or hokers in the game. If I wanted that I would have bought Grand Theft Scrolls: Skyrimming

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:50 pm

The lack of sixuality amoung the NPCs does actually affect immersion. Apparently everyone in this game is between the ages of 20-40 and in amazing physical shape, yet they express zero interest in the opposite six. It's to the point that it's jarring, and turns everyone into a walking cardboard cutout rather than a real character.

No, some have the faces of 80 year olds. It's just their bodies that are between the ages of 20-40 which, honestly, is infinitely more creepy for some reason.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:23 pm

Maybe for you most six happens virtually.......On paper WTF?? LOL

No I dont think we need a brothel or hokers in the game. If I wanted that I would have bought Grand Theft Scrolls: Skyrimming

Why don't we? It would be more in keeping with the genre. It is the oldest profession after all.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:50 pm

My goodness dude no need to be ugly or rude.