If 'if' was a fifth we'd all be drunk! : V - Skyrim

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:39 pm

I'd buy some hair gel and go find the grand champion.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:34 am

I haven't explored Skyrim so I can't really say for sure, but I'd probably hire a few adventurer-types and go studying Dwemer ruins. I'd also probably try to become a vampire. And, eventually, I'd seek godhood.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:31 am

Open my console, enter TGM and then find a comely wench to settle down with and to look after me.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:15 pm

1. Collect underpants.
2. ?
3. Profit.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:49 am

I love how everyone's answers are all hardcoe, like "Killing dragons, taking out bandits and going on dangerous adventures."

The **** you would.

You would die instantly the first time you met any sort of dangerous creature or person out in the woods, and then be dead for good.

Our only hope would be to get to a town or city before we cross paths with anything too dangerous, and stay there.

That's why I would dedicate my life to magic, maybe join politics, hire some adventures to get alchemic ingredients and open up a potion shop. Because I would not go the [censored] outside. Ever.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:33 am

Most likely I'd farm. It's not like I know how to sword fight or shoot a bow in real life... but I can grow stuff.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:14 pm

I love how everyone's answers are all hardcoe, like "Killing dragons, taking out bandits and going on dangerous adventures."

The **** you would.

You would die instantly the first time you met any sort of dangerous creature or person out in the woods, and then be dead for good.

Our only hope would be to get to a town or city before we cross paths with anything too dangerous, and stay there.

This.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:29 pm

I would... cry. A lot. But then, I would start smiling, heading over to the nearest village or town, enter a tavern, eat, drink, sleep and then well... 11.11.11, my friend friend.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:02 pm

I haven't explored Skyrim so I can't really say for sure, but I'd probably hire a few adventurer-types and go studying Dwemer ruins. I'd also probably try to become a vampire. And, eventually, I'd seek godhood.

Like Raistlin? :evil:

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:09 pm

I'd probably freak out for 5/10 minutes, then wonder how the heck I got transported to Skyrim, then realise that it could be an awesome experience. Then die, after getting lost in the mountains - all the while cursing myself and my bad luck that I got transported into a game I had not yet played and therefore have no idea where I was and where the nearest city is.
Edit: Assuming of course I don't cross paths with a wolf/ wolves, vampires, bears or any other creature mythical or not. (Knowing my luck, I wouldn't be there for more than 7 seconds before being scooped into the air by a dragon.)

If I didn't die and somehow make it to a town/city, I would try and go incognito, whilst learning the ways of the world. And I might become a fangirl at the sight of the Dovahkiin, assuming he/she is in Skyrim.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:33 pm

I love how everyone's answers are all hardcoe, like "Killing dragons, taking out bandits and going on dangerous adventures."

The **** you would.

You would die instantly the first time you met any sort of dangerous creature or person out in the woods, and then be dead for good.

Our only hope would be to get to a town or city before we cross paths with anything too dangerous, and stay there.

Marines>Dragons!

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:31 pm

You mean Omnipotence?

Get your Psyonics straight twiggy!

You mean Omniscience. Omnipotence means all powerful, not all knowing. And I'm pretty sure it's spelled Psionics.

But now for what I'd do. *Looks around* "This could work."

I'd befriend a Khajiit, first and foremost, cause they're awesome, learn magic, join the guild for mages (big profit for taking food and making restore fatigue potions :tongue: ), and settle down with a wife, probably nord or khajiit (to put the mystery of man-beast children in Tamriel to rest).

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:45 am

I would attempt to learn some form of magic and then attempt to join the mage's guild.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:07 am

Maybe I'd get a job (If I could apply and if they do that...) and save up enough and go find a swordsman to train me and then continue that job...Just living out my days...Bored as hell...Workout...pick a fight...lose most likely...peep on some of the women...then just keep doing that.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:37 am

Open my console, enter TGM and then find a comely wench to settle down with and to look after me.

dont you mean TTM - Toggle Todd Mode?

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:23 am

I hear begging is a prosperous profession there. :foodndrink:

I've heard others say the same. Good day

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:41 am

I will just pretend I'm in somewhere else. Just like a dedicated RPG fan according to these forums.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:25 pm

Join the guards, so I gain telekinesis.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:32 am

Wonder if I'd gone bat-[censored], then ponder where I could procure some hairspray. After that I'd gauge my magical talent.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:10 pm

In a world without ~~cigarettes~~ this forum I would go abe [censored] whitin five minutes and kill myself.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:02 am

become sword wielding, magically gifted, dragon slaying,bar brawling badass :toughninja: ....ohh and become a guard and master the "stop right there criminal scum" dragon shout :hubbahubba:

pretty boring huh... :hubbahubba:

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:35 am

I would probably get killed within the first hour. :sadvaultboy:

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:14 am

If I happened to survive I'd go straight to the nearest town and see if anyone needs a cook, since that's my highest skill. And if needed put my hand to hand combat to use. Have to love you some martial arts training.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:42 am

Well first I'd look in a mirror and see what race I was (probably imperial)

Then I'd join the Legion, become commander, defect, become the hero of Skyrim and when I began training rebel soldiers I would yell at them for how bad they are doing and blow them away thus finding out i AM DRAGONBORN

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:16 am

Join the guards, so I gain telekinesis.

You mean Omnipotence?

You mean Omniscience.

Omnispective would also work.

What would I do? Well, it would depend on at least a few things. I would need to know for a fact that:

It isn't a dream (or a bad trip)
It is really Skyrim
The laws of the TES universe are in effect

With that knowledge, I would promptly wet myself, curl into a ball, and cry for hours.