If 'if' was a fifth we'd all be drunk! : V - Skyrim

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:25 pm

wrong thread

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:37 pm

Live as a peasant / farmer.
Anyone who says WELL I'D KILL DRAGONS AND BE A HERO would just end up dying. Don't lie to yourselves, none of us are cut out for that kind of live. I'm sure most of us are not nearly in good enough shape or have the strength/skill to use any kind of weapon.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:45 pm

1. Find a weapon
2. Travel to Riverwood
3. ???
4. Profit

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:22 pm

Slay dragons of course :disguise:

Or just work as a cook in a village :rolleyes:

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:45 am

I would learn some magic and then summon me some hot golden saint babes! Then I would learn more magic and go to Summerset Isles. There I would summon EVEN MORE GOLDEN SAINT BABES!!! Then I would open a brothel (with golden saint babes) I would then get real rich and make a diplomatic journey to Akivir.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:40 pm

What 'if' you woke up one morning and you were magically transported to the land of skyrim. How would you spend your time, go about your life??????

Put a dagger at the end of a broomstick and become friggin rich selling them.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:34 am

I would learn some magic and then summon me some hot golden saint babes! Then I would learn more magic and go to Summerset Isles. There I would summon EVEN MORE GOLDEN SAINT BABES!!! Then I would open a brothel (with golden saint babes) I would then get real rich and make a diplomatic journey to Akivir.

Do Daedric Shorties Even have girl parts?

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:27 am

Do Daedric Shorties Even have girl parts?

Well I know there are male and female golden saints and dark seducers so... they better have girl parts. If not then they always have mouths

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:36 am

Well I know there are male and female golden saints and dark seducers so... they better have girl parts. If not then they always have mouths

Manhoar Camoran Ladies and Gentleman!

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:22 am

Well I know there are male and female golden saints and dark seducers so... they better have girl parts. If not then they always have mouths

You SICK freak! THATS DISGUSTING.

I like.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:21 am

Thank god they all speak english

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:51 am

Manhoar Camoran Ladies and Gentleman!

I would just be the owner of the establishment. I would also be a summoner. I would also have employees that summon. Or I would give each customer a scroll of summon golden saint!

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:15 am

I wonder how Dark Seducers would look in Skyrim if they existed......In Oblivion they all had chubby round faces -.-

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:05 am

i would climb ladders to sleep , lets see nirn folk figure that out lol
then il climb the fence of mage university and enchant my self chameleon suite

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:12 am

I would simply fast-travel myself out of Nirn.

:whistling:

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:49 am

I wonder how Dark Seducers would look in Skyrim if they existed......In Oblivion they all had chubby round faces -.-

Not to mention they were like Pokemon walkin around during battle saying Maaaaaaazihn!

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:37 am

You mean Omnipotence?

Get your Psyonics straight twiggy!

You're both wrong, it's Telepathy/Omniscience.

And in response to OP, I would fulfill my lifelong dream and pursue the arcane arts (seeing as pretty much everyone can do that on Nirn). I would also go into a crouch and see if that made me "disappear". Assuming it works, I would use this newfound ability to collect food for survival, and money for my passage to Summurset Isles, or a tunic enchanted with a powerful resist cold effect...

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:52 pm

Well, without video games and electronics to entertain me I would start learnin teh magikz.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:26 pm

ill stalk dovahkin from 11.11.11 till next series

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:32 am

You SICK freak! THATS DISGUSTING.

I like.

[censored] MAN I ALMOST PISSED MY DAMN PANTS

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:54 pm

Well I know there are male and female golden saints and dark seducers so... they better have girl parts. If not then they always have mouths

+1 :thumbsup:

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:39 pm

Join the guards, so I gain telekinesis.

Win!

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:55 am

Thank god they all speak english

Not if you get ported into the French version of the game hehehe

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:53 pm

Block while dual wielding, cut my greaves separate from my cuirass, find a long stick and tie a pointy rock to it, attach a bow to a limb with a trigger and fire bolts from, get a dragon high on ecstasy and party with him, and cut my hair after I already left character creator.

» Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:30 am

I've heard others say the same. Good day

I saw a mud crab the other day.... nasty creatures...

:P

I would learn magic, even if it takes years, I can paint and farm so that will come in handy until I become a mage, and I look sixy so that would help a lot too, maybe become a court mage somewhere :hehe: