If 'if' was a fifth we'd all be drunk!

Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:53 am

What 'if' you woke up one morning and you were magically transported to the land of skyrim. How would you spend your time, go about your life??????
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Sophie Morrell
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:59 pm

Fighting, [censored], and Drnking myself into an early grave.

So pretty much the same old tired Routine.

Why The [censored] is "[censored]" Censored?
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Lucky Boy
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:09 pm

Go to Riverwood -> Marry Wife -> Leave wife(Kill wife) -> Get chased by guards -> Dragon Kills them -> Kill Dragon -> Find out I'm a dragonborn -> Win.
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sw1ss
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:16 am

I'd be driven insane. Than find the least dangerous profession possible to try and live (Tamriel is a dangerous place).
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Eliza Potter
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:29 pm

I'd head to the nearest place where mages hangout and beg them to teach me magic.
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Stephy Beck
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:12 pm

Hiding probably, at least lay low for a long time. Act inconspicuously and take a job or so. Mr. Dragonborn may get to reload, I'm pretty sure I don't. :unsure:
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cutiecute
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:13 pm

See what female khajits and argonians look like,naked <:


LOL,no seriously,I would run and find cover and look for a sword nearby.
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Michael Korkia
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:28 pm

Well If potions and stuff work (aka: Bye wounds and pain).... probally gonne buff up and hunt with some cool elves
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Noraima Vega
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:52 am

Become a healer.

Go out fighting and get my ass eaten by some giant monster? Hell no! I'll keep other people from being eaten by giant monsters.
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Michelle Chau
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:23 am

I hear begging is a prosperous profession there. :foodndrink:
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lucile davignon
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:09 pm

Join the guards, so I gain telekinesis.
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Roanne Bardsley
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:27 am

Well the first thing I would do is fast travel to some place other than Skyrim. I friggin' hate the cold.
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sally R
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:11 pm

Id run around in a circle going "omg omg omg omg omg omg omg" :ahhh:
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Zualett
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:41 pm

Join the guards, so I gain telekinesis.


You mean Omnipotence?

Get your Psyonics straight twiggy!
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Makenna Nomad
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:17 am

I love how everyone's answers are all hardcoe, like "Killing dragons, taking out bandits and going on dangerous adventures."

The **** you would.

You would die instantly the first time you met any sort of dangerous creature or person out in the woods, and then be dead for good.

Our only hope would be to get to a town or city before we cross paths with anything too dangerous, and stay there.
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Carolyne Bolt
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:40 pm

Cause a sudden 'Decrease' of Altmer. :angel:
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Emily Martell
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:39 pm

I love how everyone's answers are all hardcoe, like "Killing dragons, taking out bandits and going on dangerous adventures."

The **** you would.

You would die instantly the first time you met any sort of dangerous creature or person out in the woods, and then be dead for good.

Our only hope would be to get to a town or city before we cross paths with anything too dangerous, and stay there.

You're such fun...
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yermom
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:37 pm

If i was still a dragonborn then id probably wait for Esbern to find me, help me train, but until then i would join the mages guild~
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herrade
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:10 pm

I would say you can't live for long without food. to get food you either steal or get a job in an environment like that. Since I am no swordsman I would try my best to get a job, because I would likely get caught stealing. I'd try my best to get a job as a woodcutter or smith. However the strength requirements to be a woodcutter seem to be beyond human capabilities, soooo. lol.
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Reven Lord
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:43 am

You mean Omnipotence? Get your Psyonics straight twiggy!


Either way I somehow gain some kind of extraordinary ability just by signing up to be a guard. :celebration:
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Liv Staff
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:21 pm

search for a esc button
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Julie Ann
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:47 pm

Turn off compass, wander into the woods, get lost, starve to death.
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Arrogant SId
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:27 pm

i would hope i could remember some things from chemistry to "change the world" get rich as hell, and build a castle packed with guards, assassins, and mages to protect me.
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Spencey!
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:30 am

Well first I would look for warm clothes and maybe hang out in the inn by the fire and listen to the bard for awhile. Then I might wonder around town, least I hope I would start in a town. My luck I would wake up and two seconds late become dragon chow Lmao.
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remi lasisi
 
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Post » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:21 am

I would try to get into the closest big city and find a job there, and probably wouldn't really go outside the walls, if possible.
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Julia Schwalbe
 
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