Wasteland Critters you wish you could sink your teeth into : Fallout 3

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:12 pm

Most of the irradiated animals in the Wasteland can be eaten, but there's some like the radscorpions, centaurs, and deathclaws which you can't eat. So out of all those creatures, which do you wish were edible?

I'd like to eat some radscorpion, because some people really do eat scorpions. I hear they're a delicacy.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:53 pm

Ew. I'd hate to eat something irradiated.. :yuck:

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:37 pm

What would you dooo for a klondike bar?

Would you eat an irradiated klondike bar? :cookie:

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:22 am

I'd rather have an anol evacuation.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:27 pm

That's what RadAway is for.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:10 pm

We already eat irradiated meat now so bring on a Deathclaw sammich. It probably tastes like chicken. Where can I find some barbecue sauce?

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:11 pm

With the MMM mod, there are more creatures and more things you can eat off of them.

Deathclaws for example, drop Deathclaw Meat. But it's not tasty or particularly good for you. (as I recall it damages health and gives radiation)

On the other hand Deathclaw Blood has some nice beneficial effects.

With that mod, even Ghouls drop Ghoul Flesh :yuck:
( :whisper: unless you want to get irradiated Ghoul Flesh is really nasty)

But I'm not particularly interested in eating any more animals. I'm fine with Cram.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:48 pm

We already eat irradiated meat now so bring on a Deathclaw sammich. It probably tastes like chicken. Where can I find some barbecue sauce?

Maybe we can make Deathclaw Finger Sandwiches?

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:20 am

Probably deathclaw, they seem like they'd be meaty. Rad scorpions are more like... eating insects. Maybe if they were baked until they were crunchy.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:46 pm

I believe in terms of Fallout lore that Deathclaw eggs are quite popular and it would be awesome if radscorpion meat tasted like crab!

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:04 am

I believe in terms of Fallout lore that Deathclaw eggs are quite popular and it would be awesome if radscorpion meat tasted like crab!

Who needs radscorpion to taste like crab when you have mirelurks? Tastiest creature in the capital wasteland from what I hear. Or even better

Spoiler

NukaLurk

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:13 pm

Who needs radscorpion to taste like crab when you have mirelurks? Tastiest creature in the capital wasteland from what I hear.

I don't know Molerat Wonder meat has gotta come close for top spot.

Bit of Deathclaw would probably go down well with Nuka-Cola I reckon

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:13 pm

I bet centaurs are mighty tastey. They look like they got a lot of meat.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:41 pm

I think I read somewhere that deathclaws are severely mutated lizards so maybe that's where iguana bits come from.

I think it was grandma sparkles (I think that's her name) who said that Mirelurk meat was the best in the wasteland. She also said the molerat moves in your stomach.

Who would want to eat a centaur? :yuck:

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:56 am

I think I read somewhere that deathclaws are severely mutated lizards so maybe that's where iguana bits come from.

I think it was grandma sparkles (I think that's her name) who said that Mirelurk meat was the best in the wasteland. She also said the molerat moves in your stomach.

Who would want to eat a centaur? :yuck:

Where death claws come from:

Spoiler

They were not actually caused by radiation. Pre-War scientists made them from Chameleons in hopes of using them to replace troops for clearing out areas where high casualties would be taken.

Come to think of it I have never seen any iguanas, and where do all of these squirrels come from that you find skewered on sticks and whatnot?

Also fyi centaurs are:

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humans and animals that got mixed in the FEV at the same time resulting in them mutating together creating those hideous things. Hence the name "Centaur". Centaurs in mythology are half man and half beast after all.

So eating one would kind of make you a cannibal? Kind of sort of I guess?

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:57 pm

I think I read somewhere that deathclaws are severely mutated lizards so maybe that's where iguana bits come from.

I think it was grandma sparkles (I think that's her name) who said that Mirelurk meat was the best in the wasteland. She also said the molerat moves in your stomach.

Who would want to eat a centaur? :yuck:

Oh yeah....centaur stew....yuuuuummmmy :drool:

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:44 pm

How about Behemoth with some dandy apple sauce....yum :sleep2:

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:54 pm

i,d like to taste a glowing one...really...

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:46 pm

Also fyi centaurs are:
humans and animals that got mixed in the FEV at the same time resulting in them mutating together creating those hideous things. Hence the name "Centaur". Centaurs in mythology are half man and half beast after all.

So eating one would kind of make you a cannibal? Kind of sort of I guess?

Well since they're half-human, that would make you a half-cannibal. Which means you loose half the karma for half the taste!

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:00 pm

I'm pretty sure Mirelurk would taste really good.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:54 pm

Yeah, Mirelurk it is. Crab meat is delicious so I imagine the Mirelurk meat to be really tasty!