» Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:19 pm
NINETEEN
They had found the short well hidden tunnel entrance into a cave tunnel leading to Vault-87 and then the actual secondary vault door. What had led the RRs that far were landing marks and other signs that Enclave vertibirds, four of the Jolly Grey Giants, had landed not far from the hidden vault door.
Jasmine, Fawkes and Dogmeat paced through the smashed open vault door that had been blasted open by Enclave plastic explosives. With them came the whole Reilly’s Ranger platoon that had come to the Lamplight Caverns. They were confronted with the same sort of neglected and dark vault facilities that Fawkes was only too familiar with.
There were scattered dead stupid mutants. If any Enclave soldiers had died in the attack, their bodies and other stuff had been taken away. There were stagnant bloody skeletal remains of much older horrors, of course, having been carried out in that place including gore bags.
Soon they were moving through the vault environment that was a abandoned and neglected looking version of Vault-101 that Jasmine had grown up in. After a while there were no more dead super mutants or any dead centaurs to be found. Fawkes growled in anger. He hated returning to that place and Jasmine could hardly blame him for that.
Yet Fawkes had one reason for returning because memories were returning to him that had been suppressed. He had a box full of goodies he had secretly put under his prison cell bunk. Sometimes the stupid mutants had let him out, had escorted him to a rather clean metallic room where he had met a Darkman very much identical in appearance to the fake on that Jasmine had killed off. Fawkes had been left alone with the Darkman but something had told the hulking smart mutant not to try escaping or attacking the strange figure. There was a menacing evil about the one, a terrible hidden power, that Fawkes had known was beyond him to deal with.
The Darkman had not harmed Fawkes, far from it. They had a fairly good time. They had played chess. The Darkman had told him dark but fascinating tales but also ones in which good had prevailed, even ones in which the Darkman had been defeated. They had drunk fine wines, eaten canned delicacies, watched classic 2D and 3D movies, listened to fine classical music and had debated various subjects. When Fawkes went back to his cell it was always with a gift.
Fawkes remembered these strange sessions in which he had found some pleasure but in which he had never been able to totally relax because of the certain subtle factors he could not define easily.
Now they were moving through the official Vault-87 which was very large with many subvaults, each with many levels, along with other sections. Though it looked familiar to both of them they were yet to be in an area they had actually been through.
They went through an administration area of offices, more softly humming computers, and there they met the Clerkus Brothers. The big unarmed super mutants were busy typing reports, were filing files, were going through stacks of documents. Each had a big label with big letters stuck to his oversized vault jumpsuit chest. These were not stupid mutants and not really smart mutants like Fawkes or Uncle Leo who wandered the DC Wastelands with his growing group of followers. No, these, as one of the Clerkus Brothers would state, were sensible mutants. Sensible mutants had enough smarts to get clerical work done and done well. The Darkman had left them in charge of very important paperwork.
Fawkes was evidently most amused but went quietly along with the Clerk Brothers. He sat and carefully filled out two forms that meant pretty much nothing. The five sensible mutants kept busy except Head Clerk Nugus who sat pompously behind his big old metal desk staring through thick metallic glass glasses.
Jasmine also sat down and Dogmeat sat next to her panting softly. The bemused Reilly Rangers stood in the background with weapons lowered and quietly observed what was going on.
Nugus nodded and spoke in a thunderous super mutant type voice. “Paperwork must always be done. Documents must always be properly filled out. Reports must be sent. Duplicates must be stored carefully away. Have you filled out Form A-001? You have to fill out Form A-001so that you can obtain Form A-002.”
Fawkes nodded and replied. “I take it that if I fill out Form A-002 that I can then gain access to Form A-003.”
Nugus nodded. “Aaahhh, you must be a sensible mutant. The Darkman said he saw our potential and the need for us to become the administrative heart of Vault-87. He sent us the necessary programming. We have a matter-former here that provides us with blank forms to be filled out. I myself have filled out forms up to Form A-101 Supplementary ABC-3. We have a series of Questionaries seeking your feedback on such as the colouration of gore bags, the most effective battle cry and the best use of nail boards in killing radroaches. We have special single choice questionaries for stupid mutants to fill out.”
Jasmine nodded and then spoke as she sat on a blood stained chair next to Fawkes. “How smart and clever you are, Head Clerk Nugus.” She looked into his eyes. “Do you like serving the Darkman.”
Nugus slumped visibly. His voice grew gravely sad angry. “The Darkman thinks we are a joke. We are one of his jokes. The Darkman likes his jokes. He has other jokes. Professor Altman is another of his jokes. Even his jokes do things for him. Sometimes we get important files and we file them for him in a special place. Sometimes we get things and we put them in the Gallery Chambers. I am not supposed to tell you about these things but I am going to tell you everything that I can.”
Then Nugus stood up proudly. “Please follow me.”
They went through a large office room full of fully functioning banks of computers where a Clerk was watching a 3DTV showing a brightly colourful children’s cartoon. The sensible mutant would chuckle and guffaw as he watched. Every often he paused to tick a box on a form he had on a clipboard.
Part of a wall slid back and then to one side. Then they were in a series of large fairly clean chambers with no gore and which had small roboremote units humming around looking after them. Each room had big armaglass domes to display things inside and those things rotated slowly on disk shaped display floors.
Firstly they came upon a room of fully functional Prewar objects such as a 3DTV set in a fancy wooden cabinet, a MrHandy bright and polished with domestic extensions, a pristine atomic motorised family sedan car, a robotic laundry-machine, a nice looking couch, a police marked protectron robot, a large bookcase full of books, a mascot robot for a gridiron football team looking like an upright furry tiger, a baseball launcher machine, an antique Model-T Ford sedan, life like mannequins in various sets of clothes from casual to uniforms, a display of sixtoys that puzzled the Head Clerk, a steam gauge assembly, a display of toys including teddy-bears, a display of hunting rifles of various kinds, a World War Two Sherman battletank equipped with a large heat-beamer, a Harley Davidson atomic motorbike heavy, low and powerful plus many other displays.
The Head Clerk beamed with pride. “Very good this room. Better than other rooms to come. Please follow me.”
Jasmine smiled at Nugus. “You find some other rooms to be disturbing?”
Nugus nodded melodramatically. “Me don’t like them at all but this room has fun things in it. Me like the pinball machines and the dancing robot woman who says silly things.”
Jasmine did not point out that the dancing robot woman was a machine designed to attract customers into certain kinds of nightclubs for men.
As they went to leave the chamber she noted a big plush armchair against one wall with black velvet covering and red velvet cushions.
Nugus shivered. “The Darkman came and sat there sometimes but somehow he saw everything is room, even smallest display. Me thinks he saw into all display rooms. Next room is this way.”
The next room was even larger and had surprises but there were then two other ones like it.
A Martian mechatripod of medium height stood with flexible legs in the stable triangular formation. Its hood was high above the ground but its long metallic tentacles hung down almost to the floor. Its heat-beamers were evident as were its eye-globes, its single raised fin at the top back of the metallic hood and body. A big robotic subway digging machine stood on its crawler tracks. There was a row of basic androids including a vaultboy, a vaultgirl, a police constable, mannequin-droids, waitresses and others. There was a row of proper positioned types of power armour being heavy infantry, firefighter, heavy worker, deep sea diver, astronaut, power ball player and others. There was a row of robots be they MrGutsy, MrHandy, MissNursy, MrsWife, Misssixy, various types of protectrons, various eyebot like robots including an eyebot, animal robots and others. A big prop driven aircraft stood ready to fly being a DC3 passenger airliner.
There was much more.
Continued in TWENTY