» Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:40 pm
Richard awoke a few hours later, looking about.
Im alive? Or am I in hell?
The lone wanderer slowly stood up, gripping his neck, "What the.." he shuffled through is pockets. Grenades, mines, bottlecaps, and guns, all missing!
"Oh thats nice!" he shouted to the wasteland, his voice echoing, his jacket fluttering in the wind, "Real [censored] nice @$$holes!" he looked toward the radiation station, spitting on the ground.
"No doubt Talon Company isnt to far away!"
He stomped toward the building, kicking dirt up as he did so. Opening the door, Richard flipped the switch that would set him on the air and began to speak in the microphone.
"Richard here, making the wasteland a safer place." he said in a exhausted voice, "Listen here, fellow wastelanders. So, you know how I go about, killing raiders and slavers, right?" Richard said, waving his hand around.
"Well, some people just dont appreciate the work I do! Ok, so you may have heard that broadcast of me, about to, oh I dont know, DIE?" Richard's voice sounded very agitated, "So, yes. I almost did, passing out and what not. I think it has to do with the radiation from that rocket I passed by, AND a [censored] bullet wound!"
Richard slammed his fist on the desk, "But dont worry! I miracously survived! Anyways, the radio station out here is doing fine. No prolblems with super mutants, and if a raider gets to close, well I just shoot them!"
Richard let out a sigh, "But that is the prolblem everyone. When I wake up, after nearly dying, I find ALL of my weapons, every single one, has been taken from me! Well isnt this fantastic? So, my fellow wastelanders, if you could be so kind while your travelling the harsh road, come get Mr.Richard a visit!"
Richard smiled, "And now our forecast! Very hot weather, nuclear radiation. That is all. This message will repeat til I decide to get my lazy @$$ to talk to the microphone!" Richard set the announcement on a loop, before switching off the microphone.
Examining the radio station, his home, over, Richard took notice of how everything seemed to be cluttered. He walked into another room, this one with a table and five chairs around it, and a fridge as a bonus. A microwave was on a counter, with some snacks by it.
"I love this building." Richard walked out of the room, he called the loung, and entered a more dusty room. Walking to what appeared to be a metal wall, he pulled it up, revealing the wasteland. Sunlight revealed a car within the room, Richard called the garage.
Walking to a toolbox, Richard pulled out a wrench, lifting the front thingy door ((You know... the one with the engines and crap)) up, and examining the thing.
"Time to get to work..."