» Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:51 pm
"So I am just, walking about, minding my own business in the spooky vault, when suddenly the lights turn purple! I am thinking, OK, no big deal! Probaly was a special vault. Anyways, as I continue down the hall, I see a dog! Fur, cute face, everything! It looks at me, and I realize it is the same dog I once had when I was a boy!"
Richard lets out a chuckle, "Scruffy was his name. So, I walk toward it, calling its name, but all Scruffy does is walk into another room. I walk into that room, and the lighting is normal again, Scruffy gone. Then, I hear footsteps behind me!"
Richard sighs deeply, remembering his experience, "Turning around, a vault dweller swings a lead pipe into my back, making me collapse on my knees! He then kicks me in the head, me falling on the ground! He starts screaming, 'Kill the chinese, kill the chinese!' I rolled to the side, pain envoloping my legs!"
Richard presses his fingers onto his forehead, continuing the story, "I pulled my gun out from my jacket, and jerked it in the direction of the vault dweller! Me, on my back, him, charging at me with a pipe! He roared, going into a fury and swinging wildly toward me, 'I will smash you, damn communist!' he screamed!"
"I fired three bullets into his chest, watching as they blasted out of his back! He just stood there, jaw down, staring at me, then..... and then he collapsed!"
Richard chuckles, "It isnt over yet. So, I walk out of the room, deciding to leave the place. The lights go purple again, and this time, I see five raiders at the end of the hall with there guns pointing toward me! They fire rapidly, bullets heading directly at me!"
"But, the lights stop, and I find myself standing in the same hall, looking around wildly! I began to freak out, quickening my pace as I headed toward the Vault-Door! Purple lights again, and I cannot see the end of the hall! My pistol is out of ammo, so all I can do is keep walking, praying to what ever damn god is out there!"
"All I see is walls, purple lights, and darkness straight ahead of me, then suddenly out of the shadows burst what appeared to be a vault dweller, this one looking just like the last one I killed! He swings, about to hit me, then the lights are normal again! I look about wildly, then see the way I came in! I rushed out, closing the Vault Door behind me!"
Richard chuckles, "Very, scary place. The morale of this story children.... stay the [censored] away from those accursed vaults!"