I had a dream in August where there was a giant ball made of blueberries trying to kill me, and it kept forming into different shapes, like an ocean liner and a coffee table.

and here I thought you would be shooting at them and creating massive disproportional explosions.
silly me

Had an abjectly terrifying dream last night. I had a weird... statue of two lizards in my room. One big and one small. Thank God I don't actually have one in my room, or I would have drop-kicked it to death.

Anyway, the statue came to life. Both lizards stood up, and their claws started elongating. My legs started off like molasses but I shot away and alerted my parents. My mom ended up trying to fight off the big one on her own while my dad fought the little one. The little one turned into a scorpion that stung my dad. Sounded like lightning when the stinger connected with flesh.

Then scorpions started pouring out of the walls as we started losing the fight. Also, there was this awful din and confusion. It just terrified me.

No more dreams, sleep well now.