I had the most insane dream in the three hours I managed to sleep tonight. It was just...weird, and kind of scary at the same time, I don't remember much but I did wake up drenched in sweat and only thinking "What the [censored] was that?!"
All I remember is a brief flash of a news segment, where a helicopter was shot down (The news anchor said it was a plane) and then the camera focused on the catapult seat ejecting with a flaming man in it, the news anchor commented on it saying "If the assailant left the plane, then he did so burning". Now, let's not question why the anchor said if rather than when, it was clearly visible, but nothing else in this dream made sense so who gives a crap right? Anyway, turns out the guy who flew out of the helicopter was an android, at least that's what the news told me, and that he'd assassinated the leader of South Korea, giving North Korea complete power for some reason.
Then they went to sports, which had something to do with jell-o and a weird techno song that turned out to be my alarm, then I woke up more confused than I've been in a long time. The worst part is, I was mostly awake for those three hours, and that dream seemed so damn real, it was just plain disturbing.
EDIT: Did I just have a lucid dream about watching TV? How sad is that?