I've been reading and responding to polls and topics for only a few weeks and I've seen some weird things. SO.. whats the Weirdest thing you've seen?

The weirdest thing someone's ever posted about TES? Surely this ranks right up there (in a good way).

http://www.imperial-library.info/obscure_text/5th_era_loveletter.shtml

Oh hoho thats hillarious! : )

Don't know if its still somewere here, but I remember one asking what the ingame disease "Homophobic Phedophillia" meant (he/she meant the vampire disease).

Rofl, now that IS good.

The many discussions about Vivec's "spear" and how he acquired his "spear", St. Alessia and Morihaus getting it on in public (Morihaus is also a bull), some drunk human named Hrol made too much love to the earth (literally), died, and the earth popped out Reman I, Barenziah's teenager years with a khajiit, gods pooping out other gods after eating a god, and that's what comes to mind right now

Yeah, it's immensely funny how damned horny people in TES are...

This:

Oh snap! Epic pwnage.

I'm going to go with the people who request bowel movement mechanics for the next game. It doesn't happen often, but it has come up more than once.

:rofl: :rofl:

I came across http://www.gamesas.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=1039950 a while ago, read the first post and thought :blink:

1.)"Don't make it rated M!"
Not only is it odd to me (most people who say that still need parental consent, but will be over 18 years old by the time TESv is released) but it illuminates how stupid some people are. Its not programers, advertisers, publishers, players or parents who decide what rating a game gets but the ESRB; or their overseas equivalent; that do.

There was this one troller here when I first joined who made it an art form of pissing people off with this.


2.) "I want to fail!"
Yeah its weird, I know. But some mouth breathers actually want to fail. I don't know what planet or alternate universe they come from but here on earth Failure svcks. Its generally not tolerated, even as an accident. And failing on purpose just makes a person a subject of ridicule. If you truly want to fail go back to your bizaro realm.

*double post*

Furries topics and other things relating to them and people saying how hot are some certain Argonians

Damn, that Ocheeva is so haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawt.

Oh, did you say something fishywanderer?

That made my day.

You're clearly talking about people who want dice rolls in their game that also have the option of failure. And in that case, I can't say it's very funny, but rather insulting. There are good reasons why you'd want failure in a roleplaying game.

Failing to save a captured princesse cause you could not meet her captor's demands on time, thats an option of failure.
Village burns down because you made a wrong choice somewhere, thats an option of failure.
You impaling yourself because of a miss roll, thats just stupid.

*damn it,Double post! ><

"Is there a mod for a bunny race?"

Ok, I'm not trying to insult anyone who wants to play as a six-foot tall rabbit in their game. To each his own. But you gotta admit, that request is pretty damned weird.

Alternately "Is there a mod that will turn all the npcs into anime characters?"

Ok, I like anime a bit too, but TES has its own western charm. Why must everything look like it comes from glorious Nippon?

I say this topic http://www.gamesas.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=1005190&hl= or this one http://www.gamesas.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=999548&hl= Because of the title and because of the character idea.

QFTW. Not sure whats so good about Naruo, or Bleach, or DBZ, or (insert some other currently favorite Anime here) that they have to drag it everywhere they go.

I wonder if that would still be considered furries lol

http://www.imperial-library.info/rgbooks/page.shtml?12

Man, CYRUS IS TOO DAMN AWESOME!