Welcome to the Cozy Little Family...Really Bethesda? : V

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:37 am

"Welcome to the cozy little family, I'm the lookout for the guild, I watch Delvin's back."

Really Tonilia? We haven't met 1,000 times before? I'm the guild master, remember? Why are you speaking to me as if I am some initiate that just walked into the Ragged Flagon? Seriously Bethesda, these types of conversations destroy the immersion in Skyrim. Npc's need to be able to react to the players status accordingly. If they are the leader of a organization they should be addressed as such. Npc's of the faction your governing should recognize your stature & accomplishments.

:facepalm:

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:22 am

"Ah, you're the new member of the companions then".

No, i'm actually the leader of them, not to mention i uh, you know... Just saved the world from Alduin as well.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:47 am

Which is why I ignore everything the NPCs say after the initial dialogue. I just keep walking.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:09 am

NAME'S NILS! I'M THE COOK AT THE CANDLEHEARTH HALL! :vaultboy:

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:22 am

The guardsmen seem pretty informed though.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:57 pm

DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN? OH WHAT AM I SAYING? OF COURSE YOU DON'T. :disguise:

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:45 am

I always enjoy the bartender in the Thieves Guild talking down to me, or Dirge threatening to kill me. It's like c'mon now, i'm the boss 'round these parts gentlemen.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:04 am

The guardsmen seem pretty informed though.

I know who you are brother. *whispers* Hail Sithis!

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:26 am

I WORK FOR BELETHOR AT THE GENERAL GOODS STORE. :vaultboy:

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:59 pm

Oh, so your an alchemist then?

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:14 pm

Can't talk now, lad. Maybe later. Have important things to do. You know, important things. I have to walk back and forth in this one spot or the voices in my head say the world will end.

Every line costs Beth 20 bucks or whatever. My solution would just be to reduce the frequency with which people talk.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:45 am

Hm, amazing, not a single arrow-knee joke yet.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:10 pm

HORSES. ALL DAY HORSES. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW BORING HORSES ARE? :sadvaultboy:

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:42 pm

You must be the arcane university's newest member. Actually I'm the arch mage as well as the champion of Cyrodiil and that famous criminal who killed about 50 guards the other day.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:02 am

So you what? Fetch the mead?

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:51 am

At least this doesn't happen in the Dark Brotherhood. It's all Listener respect this, and you're awesome that.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:19 am

enter store

i know who you are and what you sell.

click buy...no buy otion?
ok click want to buy
listing pops up?..no
sir we have blah blah
I JUST WANT TO BUY YOU BLEEDIN DOOR TO DOOR BRUSH JOCKEY !

its like shopping at pc world

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:58 am

At least this doesn't happen in the Dark Brotherhood. It's all Listener respect this, and you're awesome that.

YOU ARE THE LISTENER! YOU ARE THE LISTENER! NANANA NANANA! Okay, so he doesn't say that last part, but it always sounds like he's going to.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:57 pm

so you can cast some fancy magic, am i supposed to be impressed?

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 10:35 am

"So you're the newest member of the Companions. So you what, fetch the mead?"

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:07 am

Have you come to speak with an old lady? Hmm? Do your good deed for the day?

Makes me shudder every time.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:47 pm

Guess there's a lot of work to do on the whole radiant AI thing huh.. it personally annoys me in Whiterun. You're thane and everyone treats you like a nobody.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:57 pm

I got to thinking, maybe I'm the Dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:58 am

You should consider joining the mage's college.

I'M THE FREEKIN' ARCH MAGE! :verymad:

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:36 am

Seriously, the game was rushed for the 11-11-11 date, bad idea that was...