In a dank alleyway in Solitude, there lies a tavern where all men and mer come and drink together, share stories, order some drinks, and have a good time.


As you enter, the bard sings "The Dragonborn Comes", the chat is lively, and many men, elves and others talk in various fashions, different weapons and armors, from the likes of places few had ever seen.


Hey there, welcome to The Drowning Argonian, what can I do you for? Please have a good time, take a seat, have a drink, share some stories will your fellows. You need some mead, I just got a brand case of Briar Mead this morning.

I'm Flows-Like-Water, and here, the mead just does that. You can figure out why it's called The Drowning Argonian yourself.

:thumbsup:

When someone asks you what are your hobbies, do you tell them straight up you are an Argonian enthusiast, or do you slowplay it until you feel safe to talk about your true love?

the name is extremely racist and the argonians are fully in their rights to sue you.

(You notice 5 copies of The Lusty Argonian Maid behind the counter)

I am Argonian, milkdrinker. He's drowning because Argonians can breathe water, not mead!

milkdrinker? Don't make me shoot an arrow into your knee.

Right. That'll be one black briar reserve. This one is on the house. Next one is 5 septims.

I just found The Lusty Argonian Maid, V1. I have one other volume, but I'm not reading them until I have the complete set!

::sits and orders some...milk::

What? I'm a Khajiit. Kitties like milk.

:foodndrink:

Fair enough. That'll be 20 septims.

Sounds like a mod.

Na, just a forum game of sorts. :wink_smile:

Oh. Then I'm sorry to say but Forum games aren't allowed.


http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/724862-forum-rules-and-general-information/

My name makes for a better business

I don't get it.

My favorite drinking buddy!!

The townsfolk call me captain because I used to be a sailor.

Huh, funny the town guard call me murderer because I'm an assassin, also don't go in the room where that one noblemen is staying. . .

I used to be a sailor, then i took an arrow in the knee

Guard might get nervous, man approaches with an arrow in the knee.

Just realized, there is wine and mead, and pirates, but no rum?

Why is the rum always gone?

Argonians, Argonians Everywhere! :wave:

Argonians rule, and you know it.

M'dears, question... Would we (As Argonians) be able to 'breathe' in mead? And if so, will it blend would we get drunk...?

That's hilarious. Breathe and Get drunk...reminds of something else...Psst...I keep the skooma pipes in the basemant, next to the tripping khajiits.