what if all this was just a cruel joke? : V - Skyrim

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:20 am

That...would...be...AWESOME!

Chainaxe and Bolt pistol in hand, the Berzerker would be shooting and slicing and dicing, hippie chunks flying everywhere. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Oh by Azura, by Azura, by Azura, let there be slow motion!

Edit: And metal!

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:45 pm

*slaps him to the ground*

GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!

*sobbing* It...its just...all tooo muuuuch *sobbbing*

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:57 am

MENTIROSO!!

Please, show some respect!
It's mentirosa!

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:00 am

TBH, i would never be able to look at a bethesda game again (exept morrowind beacause thats my favorite game of all time)

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:46 am

:brokencomputer: I would find Beth employees, go to their house at night and mess up their pots and pans. It would be a mild inconvenience in the morning :chaos:

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:41 am

*sobbing* It...its just...all tooo muuuuch *sobbbing*

*hugs* :'(

I don't know what I would do, send angry emails to Beth and cry I guess ?
That than after it tried to figure out what to play, I am just hoping it is not canned a 5 days from release after giving us alot of info,screens,videos...kinda like The Witcher:Rise of the White Wolf (except there were not that much info on it but still)

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:56 am

*sobbing* It...its just...all tooo muuuuch *sobbbing*

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!

Now do you have any skooma?

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:00 am

A cruel joke, I seriously doubt that they would show the game off at the VGA's and then cancel it I mean thats a 200+ million profit down the drain easily.

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:39 am

"Meh"

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:25 am

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!

Now do you have any skooma?

Sk-sk-sk-sk-sk-skoo-maa?
H-haven't seen a-any! Nowhere! Rreally!!

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:24 am

morrowind

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:48 am

Sk-sk-sk-sk-sk-skoo-maa?
H-haven't seen a-any! Nowhere! Rreally!!

You do not mess with Skooma-man. The last person ended up underneath the Skooma-mobile. :batman:

Now cough it up (Literally or Metaphorically)

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:02 am

Go to all of the Bethesda employees and do this ------------> :slap:

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:57 am

What if it wasn't all a cruel joke. Sorry for being no fun.

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:02 pm

What if it wasn't all a cruel joke. Sorry for being no fun.

morrowind

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:45 am

It would have been pretty funny if Todd came out at the VGAs and when the trailer popped it it was a Rick Roll.

» Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:55 pm

poop in a box of packing peanuts
let it sit in the sun for a week
and mail it to bethesfa every 11 days 11 hours and 11 minuts till it is released

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:40 am

Curse out Bethesda in my head, then run into my room and cry myself to sleep. Then get on with my life.

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:30 am

Burn down an orphanage whilst yelling "SANTA ISNT REAL!" in the local Toys-R-Us

He... He isn't?!

hmy:

I'd probably spend the rest of my life playing Elder Scrolls games to make up for my loss. Never stopping.
Or, y'know, be a bit sad and move on.

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:31 am

I will apply for a job at Bethesda and then troll them big time :celebration:

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:57 pm

I'll probably get a life... :blink:

A what? What the hell is a life?

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:11 pm

Go on a quest to make a Crater out of Bethesda Maryland. Don't want to miss.

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:28 am

A what? What the hell is a life?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Life-cereal.jpg

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:29 am

If you think Saint Jiub's victory over the Cliff Racer's was a monumental victory than wait until you see what I would do to the Bethesda staff if this was a joke.

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:48 am

or worse.... it is a kinect and PS move exclusive.... in which case :prod: