what if all this was just a cruel joke? : V

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:13 am

i would probably live in depression for the rest of my life

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:35 am

That's not even funny

» Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:03 pm

Step 1 : Gain explosive vest
Step 2 : Locate Bethesda studios
Step 3 : ??
Step 4 : Profit

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:25 am

Drink my sorrows away... And I don't drink... Never...

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:30 am

Step 1 : Gain explosive vest
Step 2 : Locate Bethesda studios
Step 3 : ??
Step 4 : Profit

Step 5 : Gain 5000 XP for successful bombing and level up

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:07 am

Not enough ~~meth~~ Skooma in the world. :teehee:

@Destris please do not become an hero.

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:44 am

Step 1 : Gain explosive vest
Step 2 : Locate Bethesda studios
Step 3 : ??
Step 4 : Profit

Hooray for terrorism? :shrug:

All I'd probably do is punch a hole into my monitor and continue on with my life. I've gone through so many disappointments in my life that something like this would just feel like a normal stroll through the park.

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:31 am

Burn down an orphanage whilst yelling "SANTA ISNT REAL!" in the local Toys-R-Us

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:36 am

:sadvaultboy: ... :cryvaultboy:

then

bliviongate:

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:08 am

Or what if it ends up being the next... Duke Nukem Forever?

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:36 am

Burn down an orphanage whilst yelling "SANTA ISNT REAL!" in the local Toys-R-Us

What's an orphanage doing inside a toys r us?

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:07 am

Burn down an orphanage whilst yelling "SANTA ISNT REAL!" in the local Toys-R-Us

Your going to be in two places at once? you should sell your malfunctioning teleporter technology.

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:51 am

Step 5 : Gain 5000 XP for successful bombing and level up

I put my attribute points towards luck and personality.

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:38 pm

I'll probably get a life... :blink:

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:36 am

Burn down an orphanage whilst yelling "SANTA ISNT REAL!" in the local Toys-R-Us

ow.. my brain.. Don't do that.

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:11 am

I'll probably get a life... :blink:

MENTIROSO!!

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:55 am

Cry softly.

» Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:57 pm

:flame:

I would be about as mad as a Khorne beserker at a hippy covention holding a peace rally.

But this is all hypothetical right... right?

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:24 am

Your going to be in two places at once? you should sell your malfunctioning teleporter technology.

Sillys im not gonna be in two places at once, im going to set the orphanage on fire AFTER I hack into the Toys-R-Us speaker phone systems. That way I can cry in peace screaming "ITS AL YOUR FAULT BETHESDA! *hysterical crying*"

» Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:45 pm

What if they announce that they are canceling the project and then later say they have started it up again?

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:49 am

Sillys im not gonna be in two places at once, im going to set the orphanage on fire AFTER I hack into the Toys-R-Us speaker phone systems. That way I can cry in peace screaming "ITS AL YOUR FAULT BETHESDA! *hysterical crying*"

*slaps him to the ground*

GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!

» Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:24 pm

I'd hate Bethesda and never trust them.

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:00 pm

I would be about as mad as a Khorne beserker at a hippy covention holding a peace rally.

That...would...be...AWESOME!

Chainaxe and Bolt pistol in hand, the Berzerker would be shooting and slicing and dicing, hippie chunks flying everywhere. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:26 pm

What if they announce that they are canceling the project and then later say they have started it up again?

I think I covered this with my Duke Nukem Forever post.

» Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:50 am

I'd smoke so much crack that I'd be tweakin' gnarcore and think that the game was still coming out.