(Put into this forum because of the potential for 'amusing dialogue' and 'spoiler dialogue' to overlap.)

I smile every time I hear Savos Aren say, "What you learn here will last you a lifetime. Several, if you're talented." I also quite like the entire explanation for the name of The Drunken Huntsmen.

Vex: Something stinks here Brinyof (sweeping sound plays that sounds like sniffing) and its not just the ratway.

Always thought the explanation for the Retching Netch name on Solstheim was entertaining. And a good chunk of anything Neloth says.

When Irileth gathers the Whiterun Gaurds to head to the Western Watchtower to meet Mirmulniir, one of the Gaurds says "Were So Dead!"

I like eavesdropping in the Whiterun marketplace, especially I like listening to Nazeem's conversations, in which it becomes fairly obvious that *everyone* in Whiterun hates him as much as most (all?) players do.

Then I feel a bit sad for him.

The market in Riften's quite good fun, too, although I often end up feeling a bit sad for Bolli.

Anything the goblin-smurf (Reikling) says

Anything Klepper and his wife at the Silverblood Inn say!

They are Skyrim's "Fawltys"!

E.g. "If I can't get you something, I'm sure my wife will bellow at me until I can!"

It's the only guard that has the helmet that covers his face that says it.

After watching this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx23PJ9cPUg&index=49&list=PL35FE5C4B157509C9, I praise any guard thats been shot in the knee.

*searches barrels near Olfrid Battle-Born*

"What's he digging around there for? Looking for rubies in rubbish? Get a job!"

Also, naked reactions in general.

"Alright, we've seen enough. Put on some clothes!"

"You must either be really foolish or really confident to walk around naked."

"You're not as attractive as you'd like to think."

I like how when you join the Thieves Guild, Mercer gives his little speech and when he's finished, Brynjolf says something (not sure what), suddenly falls silent and says 'wait, you're not talking about Goldenglow.' I love how he suddenly seems to realize what Mercer is saying.