Japanese rice crackers. I could dive into a pool of those and you'd not see me for a few hours.
Defenders of Vegemite, UNITE!
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What, I stand alone again? Dammit.
Because no-one loves Vegemite... apart from you... and my Dad. I hate it, it's sour and makes my face go all twisty.
Vegemite is fantastic! I used to eat it on bread with bananas ~or plain from the jar; but its best to spread just a pea sized amount across a whole slice of toast.
*Its tough to find around here.