Man, am I glad I'll never have those kinds of problems. Is it really that hard to get nudges like invites, talking in a different way, shifting schedules to stay closer? Men! I'm glad I don't care about you lot! :tongue:

Or I have got a headache :ahhh:

You know what bugs me about the guys at my university? All the good-looking ones seem to be: jocks, liberal arts majors, smokers, or homosixuals.

Also, they tend to swear every other word, and act juvenile and puerile. "Dur hur, weed and booze! porm! I'd tap dat ho!"

*sighs*

Go with the law students then.


Oh wait, you said good looking. Erm...

Yes, and preferably with a soul not signed off to the devil.

Hey!


Wait, what if there are significant differences according to degree course? I have spent so long interacting with women studying law, all other women could be all alien and impossible to interact with!

If only it were that obvious...

They don't get pregnant. If men got pregnant, maternity leave would be universal and last two years. We may be seen as the "weaker six" but I have never ever heard of a man having his special places torn open while spewing out his young, to the point it requires surgical repair. Then eight weeks later, bouncing back up to take care of infants while going to work a full time job.
I don't like that I got paid less to do a job better, and more efficently than the guy who was also hired to do it, but instead, read his paper and drank soda with his feet up while I did it. Which is one reason I quit that job.
How men whine when it's time for the prostate exam. Hubs came home upset that he'd been plundered for medical reasons. He's never had to suffer the indignity laying on his back in a prone postion while having his genitals splayed open and instruments inserted, including wandlike ones to get interior images. Then it's time for checks on the bottom. I wanted to tell him to svck it the [censored] up, but instead , I gently reminded him that women go through it all the time.
I also hate how men whine when they are sick. It's a cold, you feel bad, so do I, I get it. I'm supposed to nuture everyone, but it's a rare thing when somone nurtures ME.
I also don't like how men cannot pick up on glaring signals, because they don't have the gift of compliing data about position, facial appearance, scent, tone of voice, or context clues. What we want to do is not what you want to do, but we don't want you to feel bad.
Because men are ego driven.
Egos. Male egos. I have an ego too, not that it matters.
I also hate it when they blame relationship woes on periods. It's not the period, it's YOU.

That ain't our fault.

jesus, how long have you been a man-hater?

They won't have six with me.

:rofl:

You really hate us don't you

No, just some women won't.

I dont care about art, but why is the art thing a problem ?

Women swear too you know.
Besdes swearing is healthy imo, it helps you express how you feel sometimes, and it calms some people.


If I have posted here before I forget what I said, but honestly I cant think of problems, people annoy me, and I think guys are worse, they are more immature, and I dout women have the whole "you havent had a BF/GF by *insert age* your gay".

Another thing I don't like about women is how they generalize.

"All men are pigs. All men think with their groins. All men do this. All men do that."

No, not all men are like that. Has it ever occurred to you that perhaps you're the one to blame? Maybe all men are pigs around certain women because they deserve that kind of treatment, just saying.

Conversely, I know that men also generalize in the same way about women saying they are whiny, annoying, etc... But I'm supposed to be talking about the opposite six, not my own.

Almost everyone does that... for almost anything. < case in point. Then it comes down to logic and puzzling out that yea everyone is different.

Two things annoy me about my current girlfriend...

... she finds Russell Howard funny. I can't fathom it. :confused:

Second thing is, and don't get me wrong cos she's crazy interesting, and intelligent, witty, and I can talk to her for hours. But what I can't stand are her anecdote-but-not type rants. The "He said, I said, she said, so I said... then she said, and he said... when she said, I thought she was thinking what I was thinking but it turns out she was thinking something else, so I said, when she said..." speeches that go on for ever but convey little more than A met B, while I 'C' was there,and X happened - it was pretty funny.

She throws in details like names of people that aren't relevant and people who weren't there but who make cameo appearances for... reference... to some other time something else happened... (often names she's brought up before in similar stories, but she assumes that I remember them all even though each story can contain many names that are irrelevant and varied... so I don't remember, I eject them from my brain, and then when she asks, "You remember I told you about him or her?" I have to seriously avoid being honest and just nod for fear of getting a second helping of their appearances in previous stories, or getting an entire helping of story from before), their backgrounds, room temperature... it's like, seriously, get to the nub of it will you! I could have told that story using three sentences, and taking two breaths.

Only those two things annoy me though, not been seeing each other long so that's not bad. Two. I can't assassinate Russell Howard, or change her sense of humour when it comes to pointless anthropomorphising cats in a scenario that's not funny with humans but made marginally funnier by the use of cats (Russell Howard svcks)... but I am working on getting those stories cut down with the cunning use of quick, perky questions that guide the tale to an early, merciful conclusion. Meh ha. :huh:

Erm a few things.

1. I know this is me only but how I have to do all the freakin work. Unless you are an Adonis and have a perfect body you are the one that has to do all the work to impress them. I start the conversation, buy them drinks, arrange meet ups with them, tell them witty jokes and treat them like absolute royalty and do you know what happens? Nothing, absolutely nothing. If they don't like the look of you its all in vain.

2. Like some others have said the "all men are pigs" statement or "six is all men want" one. Well no, some of us are nice, intelligent human beings.

3. How much they like babies. Babies are disgusting! They keep you up all night, vomit for no reason, pee in your face and make mess. Not to mention how much money and stress they cause. I will never understand this,ever.

4. Their interest in fashion and stuff. I honestly just find it a really boring subject. Yeah they look great because of it but you don't need to bore me about it. I don't care about Vogue magazine or whatever.

*looks around*
*licks forearm*

I'm not buying it..

You don't have to understand the sentiment itself (I know I don't), but it's certainly not hard to understand the why of it. If females weren't programmed to want to reproduce we'd be doing a whole lot less existing.

This.

Nah, me neither. Maybe we bathe more than Mamagato's men?


Aww, I like children. Also, maybe it was my own upbringing that did it, but I just don't feel as utterly put off by women with pre-existing children than mnost people seem to. I mean it worked out for my dad in the end.

My arm tastes a tad salty, but I've just come in from running.


And I like children and babies too. I wouldn't really go into a relationship with girl that had a kid right now, and I don't want to start a family yet, but, in 10 years? Sure. Again, I think it's upbringing, I think if you come from a close family, you'll want that when you're older. I know I do.

When women say they are ugly when they actually are beautiful and put on loads of make-up and sometimes even have surgerys to become more beautiful when it actually make them uglier.
When I assure them that they are beautiful, they just get angry and tell me that I just don't understand. (Which I actually don't)

More generally, what annoys me about the opposite six are that breed who talk about and desire what they say are the fabled 'nice guys' (like me)... but who constantly date jerks (not a fan of the word and don't use it myself, but I think my version would be censored, begins with P ends in rick), and stay with them even when they're being systematically driven into the dirt, and their self-esteem is being consumed until they're just unattractive used-up husks.

One of my best friends is an expert in treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen, and judging solely on the responses he gets, ALL THE TIME, I'm of the opinion that women who confuse 'assertive' and 'confident' with 'being a p rick' make up the majority. Heh. My mate can tease (rag a gal 'til she's interested) his way into pretty much any woman's good books. I borrowed his "Shut up you!" technique for a while, and I'm happy to report it works. lol

Edit:


lol... yeah, that kind belongs in the majority I mentioned me thinks. She's likely one of the used up husks who has dated p... ricks... and the correct response to I'm ugly is not, "No you're not, you're beautiful." It's more like, said in a half 'I'm joking' way "Yeah you are, fatty (even if she's not) big nose (even if she hasn't) googly eyes (etc)." Then... *laugh, nudge nudge* lol Perfect response from John P Rick... Woman Weekly's most hated man according to the survey, but most successful man according to everyday living outside of womens magazines. They say one thing... they mean another... nice guy. Heh ha.