See there we're less about gender generalisations and more about just stupid people. Men who act like life is one long frat party piss me off to the same degree.

Wait, are you trying to tell me that it's not?














ONOZ!!1!

About specific people, both men and women that don't aim for anything in their lives confuse me. I mean, don't they know they'll just end up being some regular person having an average salary and a normal and boring life?

Yes Veeno, put down the little red cups full of weak beer and turn off that damn music. We've got a gender ideology to save!

Well, maybe they want to be the most average and boring person ever? Ever thought about that? ^_^

Maybe that's not boring to them? I can see their point. Some of us just want to get by as amicably as possible, instead of living our lives aiming for some arbitrary goal.

Ah sod it. And here I was just about to pour everyone another pint.

Ok, gender ideology on the table. Hm, that sounds dirty... Aaaanyway, I think men and women are a lot less different than people generally think they are. I'm not saying that there's absolutely no differences of any kind, but seriously, we're all human beings - we're all screwed up.

I have no problem with accepting some people are just average. You must be young. If I still tried to be a baseball player (career dream 8 - 17) or a rockstar (career dream from 17 - 28) at age 30... That would be pretty lame. I suppose I still have dreams. But I certainly wouldn't base it on a salary. More like what interests and motivates me.

EDIT: It's funny though, because what bothers me about some people is their constant need to be #1, make more money, be faster, smarter than everyone else.
I like Hobbits. Simple spirited people who appreciate the small things in life. To me the world is full of people like this. And then there is the world of men. The same people that would plow you over with their Hummer if you don't drive 5 miles faster.

This really annoys me.

Also, they take ages to go to the toilet. Like, seriously, ten minutes? Come on!

However, there are these two growths on every woman's chest that even things out in my mind...

Personally even hobbits are a little too much, I think if given the chance and of significant inclination I could do with a hut in some far place of the world (if there be such a place left).

How so? Men have two growths as well. Three actually, or one, depending on how you look at it... I'll just throw up now.

1.How they take forever in bathrooms. My mother needs to realize that some people actually need it for bathing (she thinks that she needs it for smoking cigarettes and talking on her cellphone).
2.How they give in so easily to emotions. Sometimes, other people's feelings have to come second to things which are greater.
3.I have noticed that they have a penchant with stupid songs and phrases from commercials. These might just be the ones I know, but I definitely notice it enough.
4.Their extreme feminism. Not all do this, only a noticeable minority (maybe like 25%). They need to realize that men are biologically stronger than females. I won't explain the biology, but you know that it is true.
5.How they say nothing is wrong when CLEARLY THEY ARE ON THE VERGE OF TEARS (see rant #2).
6. How superficial they are, especially when ti comes to clothing. People who understand my avatar probably think that this one is funny.
7. How soft they get over animals. I agree that they are cute, but do you really need to make those high-pitched noises?
8. How they brag about ridiculous things like that they can see 1 more shade of red than men can. Who the hell cares?
9. How long it takes them to accomplish things. Again, this is certainly not with all, but I noticed that many female teachers, colleagues etc... in my life take forever to accomplish tasks that should be done briefly.
10. Lastly, their general taste in movies, books etc.... I know that I am not in Twilight's intended audience, but it is just so bad, and so many of them like it....

Well I suppose that's why we're not saying we fear their talons and power of flight. The great similarities makes the small differences much more apparent.

I don't know, I hear that girls in Lancashire have some dangerous talons.

Not too many gurls commenting here.....hmmm. You guys are purdy derned intimidating.

I only have one:

You give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler.

*Ouch Honey....that hurt! What the heck was that?*

That sentence has so many levels...

Yes, my hands are quite scarred.

*starts the countdown clock*
How long will it be till the extremists show up and declare the infidels must be purged in favor of a one gender society. This is for both sides, and yes I'm not kidding. I've seen that horrible flame war break out. No it didn't make even the tiniest amount of sense.

Oh I am so using this... :tongue:

If we do that, can we make it the female gender? I don't think I'd feel very comfortable in a world filled with ugly-ass men.

NO WOMEN IS TAKING MY HARD EARNED CASH!!

Don't you have a credit card?

Would you actually give a woman something with which she can get you in debt?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzz4QtbTu6M

mood swings

Ahhh, generalizations, pitting genders against each other.
People piss me off when they do this. Some men are insensitive, and so are some women.

I love men. How the backs of their necks smell clean and masculine after a shower. When they are patient trying to explain a concept to me, like why it's important that the NFL strike not happen. Not just because they are being unfailingly polite, but because I showed intrest. People need to occasionally leave their comfort zone. It's how we learn. I like how mens legs and chests and faces are usually hairy. How their skin always seems to taste a bit salty. and of course, procreating with them.
I also hate that I love them. No woman ever [censored], molested, or beat the living [censored] out of me.

Well, there we go, now I have played the silly game.