[Speech 50] What's your name Caesar
[Passed] Fine, I'm tired of this game, my name's Irving.
Speech 75.
So the waiter says "we have a salad named after you".
To which the dictator replies "Well I'll have the Irving salad then"***.
Charisma 100000, "I love that joke, no crucafiction today".
(*** Based on the old Bartender / grasshopper joke, told by Dean Martin live at the sands. )