I think he's trying to say that he burned his computer with a flamethrower and smashed it with a hammer, so the Daedra took a rapper's owl, and he was face-palming after he was face-bricking, and the guards were completely madface at him, which led to him playing a violin and sprouting a halo.
That's what happens when you overdose on skooma.
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Just wanted to point out that we might have "witness our own execution" as a result of a simple mistranslation. It could have been "we witness ourselves being led to our execution". My money is either on a sudden dragon rampage or some other comotion that gives us an opportunity the make a break for it. Though I wouldn't mind a brawl with the executioner first
. Option 2 is that being close to death suddenly triggers your inborn dragon powers and you, inadvertantly, blow everything the #$% up within a mile of yourself (strange as it sounds, this one is very likely too, because Esbern has to find out that your a Dragonborn SOMEHOW). (Lamest) Option 3 is that the Blades already know you're a Dragonborn and they interrupt the execution.