What did we do that warrants our Execution?

Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:15 am

Shot the deputy, shot the sheriff, screwed the king's daughter, wife, horse, the wife's horse, the daughter's horse. Replaced their furniture with trolls, troll cruelty, screwed some of the trolls in the middle of the king's fountain, blew up the fountain, screwed then shot the new deputy and sheriff, screwed the old ones. Also I killed every little dog ever.
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Emzy Baby!
 
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:56 pm

But in any case, I'd imagine that, like in past games, the crime you commited to warrant your arrest will be left up to the player to decide, though if you're supposed to be scheduled for execution, it seems to narrow it down somewhat, as it can't possibly be a petty crime, still, I'm sure the game won't tell us. Myself, I'll have to see what kind of character I start with before I decide what it will be.

This.
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:52 am

He preached that next TES game will be MMO.
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Laura Mclean
 
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:28 am

1.We won't get told, so just make up your own reason.
2.Who cares? I don't.
3.How many of these threads have been started? It's even starting to anger me!
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:06 am

We :flamethrower: the :brokencomputer: so the :obliviongate: took the :run::s :spotted owl: ..And then we were like :banghead: and :facepalm: while the guards were completely :verymad: at us. Which leads to our :violin: :angel:


haha nice

so we used a fire spell to heat up some steel then we managed to make them look like computer screens which we did not like so we started smashing them into little bits with our magic hammer the had the itching of "Dwemer tool DON'T USE", unfortunately the steel lump was cursed and contained traces of dragon blood and upon being struck by the enchanted hammer an oblivion gate opened up and took some poor guy from the street into the infernal plane, unfortunately also that person was the king,
and in his stead the deadra gave us the undead Micheal Jackson (R.I.P) who started dancing the thriller dance on the streets, the words of the song happened to be the exact words in Dragonic that can summon the rare spotted owl of doom, which might look cute and small, but in fact is the the most powerful deadra in existence the owl then starts shooting lasers out of its eyes and destroying everything, after seeing all the mayhem we caused in such a short amount of time we start to bang our head against the wall.
after witnessing the whole thing in awe the guards were quite crossed with us and they dragged us to jail as the owl burned and killed as it pleased right behind us, when it was time for our untimely demise there was an annoying Bosmer violinist among the crowd that kept playing a very annoying tune that we thought was quite heavenly and it reminded us of angels and stuff.
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Tiffany Holmes
 
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:50 am

Nice one, mate. No spolier warning means some of us just found something out we didn't want to know.
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:45 am

Nice one, mate. No spolier warning means some of us just found something out we didn't want to know.


Oh grow up, if you are on these forums then you arent exactly trying too hard to avoid spoilers, but god forbid the start of the game be spoiled for you, knowing you are up for execution is about as spoilerific as knowing that you are the dragonborn and that it is up to you to stop Alduin from eating the world. Whoops guess I just spoiled that for you too [censored].
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:54 pm

They say that Blades are hunted, and our mentor is one of the last, and by my guess - in hiding. The blades where meant to protect the dragonborn, so it would be no surprise to me if the dragonborn where the real target of the hunt, in which case - we are sentenced for being one.


Yeah I always liked the idea that we would be in prison for being the Dragonborn, as if those in power fear that the Dragonborn might relight the dragonfires and undermine their power or something.
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:41 am

It's the old fake public death scenario so that everyone thinks you're dead. Then you are recruited by a secret organisation called the Blades to do their dirty work. That or treason.
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Khamaji Taylor
 
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:49 am

Nothing.
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:42 am

We :flamethrower: the :brokencomputer: so the :obliviongate: took the :run::s :spotted owl: ..And then we were like :banghead: and :facepalm: while the guards were completely :verymad: at us. Which leads to our :violin: :angel:


I am SOO sigging this!!!!!!
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:04 am

Probably something to do with the civil war, you get captured and sent to your excecution. Then, before the axe's blade meets your neck, a dragon dives in a kills everyone. You loot the weapons of the dead and kill the dragon.
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:19 am

you want to know what we did to warrant out execution???

We all got drunk and bragged that we were the LAst of the Septim line...
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:11 am

I hope they leave it up to the player to decide. It's entirely possible the player was framed for something (like the king's murder as some suggested) but that would leave less open to the player than past games in the series.
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:23 am

we said the world was round
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Marie Maillos
 
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:18 am

wth isn't this a spoiler? :banghead:
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Chad Holloway
 
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:42 am

I did naughty naughty things :hubbahubba:
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:57 am

Addition to Wood Elf Shaman: Has tried to archive CHIM through the pratice of excessive brain-eating. -.-"
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:47 am

wth isn't this a spoiler? :banghead:


Dont want to read any spoilers at all then stay away from the forums, herp derp.
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:56 am

What is Michael Jackson doing to that poor owl?

Nothing, i think the owl in conjuction with the s is sopposed to mean "soul". So my translation would be "We flamed the PC (Player Character) so an Oblivion Gate opened and whatever crawled out took the dude's soul (I'm guessing his first character was a Redguard). We were completely bummed and enraged about it, especially since the guard found out and sentenced us to execution."

Edit: damn good filter, didn't let me use the N word.
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:48 am

Remember that the 1000 gold murder bounty in Oblivion was game mechanics over everything else.

It wouldn't make sense if the guards let a mass-murderer go just because he can pay a large amount of gold. :P
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BRAD MONTGOMERY
 
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:06 am

Remember that the 1000 gold murder bounty in Oblivion was game mechanics over everything else.

It wouldn't make sense if the guards let a mass-murderer go just because he can pay a large amount of gold. :P

"did you kill this man"
"yes I did"
"that would be 1000 gold"
"here ya go"
I guess only the rich can get away with murder lol
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:15 am

I guess only the rich can get away with murder lol

Isn't that allways the case? :spotted owl:
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:57 am

therer was this incident with a sweetroll...
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:58 am

Falsly accused for killing the King, that's my bet. Seeing as how the civil war is going on, I'm guessing our execution is either because we got involved with the wrong people or was at the wrong place at the wrong time.

On the other hand, this could be beyond the court and laws of Skyrim, we could be trapped in a renegade village, where they execute all who doesn't support the cause. Have we got any confirmation that this was a sentence by law?
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