I told the Mythic Dawn where the Emperor was headed. Quite ironic, really.

Time-traveled many years into the future, dropping nukes which eventually caused the fallout series

I played Fable...

we're given the option of Cake or Death....we choose Death.

Seriously, I think the idea of someone trying to frame or whack the last Dragonborn makes a lot of sense. BTW, how can we witness it, unless we are seeing it from a distance? If we're blindfolded and laid down on the stone, it's not like we're really seeing it....right? So I think you are watching it in 3rd person and you see someone who took your place on the chopping block, eventhough it was suppose to be you. It also plays nice, so Alduin's nutty followers aren't hunting you all game. If they think you're alive, they are going to be looking for you. If they think you are dead, this leaves some space to go adventuring and leave the MQ for later.

I told the queen that her ui made her ascii look realy fat....

I made a pass at the Empress. and her horse.

I chose cake but then they said that the cake was a lie, so i got death anyways :shocking:

Skooma man.

Skooma.

Well, you have to remember that at the time of the game, Skyrim is in the middle of a civil war. On many fronts. Different factions of Nords vs. different factions of Nords. I doubt that all of these factions do good deeds. Perhaps you've been taken by one of these 'bad' factions, and they're executing you, along with many other innocent Skyrim citizens?

It also said in the magazine that "you are stronger than you look" or something like that. It would be awesome if your locked away Dragonborn mind suddenly unlocks itself temporarily (Avatar: The Last Airbender style), and you let loose a huge dragon shout, and everyone/everything just falls to the ground. Or you call for an army of dragons to kill everything and bust you out. Either of those.

Surely its not hard to see the executioner putting your head in the noose in 1st person

They get us on the gallows, and but instead of it breaking our neck, we break the gallows with our neck. Then, we kill the executors with the planks of the gallows.

I think he wanted to play with Im-leet and Rolf the Uber, unforgivable!

I slept with the sheriff AND the deputy too, does that count???

the sheriff was still alive, or I would have paid a necrophilia 500 gold fine :sweat:

oh bar winch ... see yah .....* gets followed by guards*

Hi nice to meet you :hubbahubba:

:P honestly every one at Skyrim are such square pants, its cold up there I thought that sleeping with people was the best way to keep warm, the crazy debaucheries were just an accidental by product :angel:

We :flamethrower: the :brokencomputer: so the bliviongate: took the :run::s :spotted owl: ..And then we were like :banghead: and :facepalm: while the guards were completely :verymad: at us. Which leads to our :violin: :angel:

.......What is this I don't even

I think he's trying to say that he burned his computer with a flamethrower and smashed it with a hammer, so the Daedra took a rapper's owl, and he was face-palming after he was face-bricking, and the guards were completely madface at him, which led to him playing a violin and sprouting a halo.

That's what happens when you overdose on skooma.

..Again, what is this I DON'T EVEN

I choose to believe im in prison for shagging the kings wife and daughter at the same time while playing a rock gutiar solo on the desecrated corpse of god.

love the zero punctuation reference. good to see someone else here who enjoys his episodes.

Maybe it involved Skooma... and goats.

Female Nordic Warrior- Killed a hot-blooded rich Dunmer in her tavern. She goaded him to attack and dealt with him.

Male Imperial Mage- Said the "College of Whispers" was the most pathetic thing ever.

Female Argonian Assassin- Snuck up on the princess for an easy killed. When the princess panicked, she attacked brutally.

Male Redguard Knight- Stabbed a guy when he was drunk and waving his sword ard.

Female Khajiit Thief- Stole a loaf of bread.

Male Orc Barbarian- Just for being a scary Orc.

Female Breton Archer- For missing her target and shooting a High Elf in his naughty bits. Needless to say, Altmers do not like that AT ALL!!

Male Bosmer Pilgrim- For annoying people too much.

Female Dunmer Agent- She knew too much.

Male Altmer Healer- He didn't heal a nobleman's daughter fast enough and now her dad wants his blood.

ZERO PUNCTUATION
:bowdown: :bowdown:

My characters is a killer, thief, blasphemist and a skooma user.

But in the end, it watch tax evasion that got him

best post ever