» Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:31 am
I will post any weird moments we come across, which there have been some.
And here comes part 2 of Nakuma's story.
I awoke the next morning, quickly grabbing my clothing, and talked with RoflLizard. "Good morning, spiritual orb person, how did you sleep?"
"Pretty good. SO today, I get to follow you to Bravil right? Alright, lets go!" So Down the stairs I went, stopping to buy some drinks for later. As I opened the gate to Cheydinhal, I saw some Outlaws plotting the perfect time to attack, however the guard was alert, limiting their options. "So, they are supoosivly smart, right? Well, then why are they all swarming this storng guard, and letting us just walk by? I mean you hold a nice shiny orb of pure badassorrey"(This might not be spelled correctly, RoflLizard speaks in a way I can understand, yet at times, he mixes strange words in..)
"Well, hey, if they swarm the guard who know... Oh look, they are all dead.. Well, have a nice day, guard." The guard waved. As I walked to speak with the Rancher I saw at Cheydinhal's stables, I see an outlaw charge at her, hell bent on striking her with his mighty axe. In a split second, I draw my bow and Nock an arrow, and right as I fire the fatal shot, his poisoned axe struck the flesh of the Dunmer. "Don't feel bad, Nakuma, his axe was weak, it couldn't of fatally wounded her, it had a strange green glow to it however. So go be a heroic person, and help her up!" I shook my head, and proceeded to help her, only to find that she had written a note, and told me, "Go into the building, my friend in there can give you ownership of my horse, I won't be needing him any..." And her life force extinguished mid speech. I handed the stable keeper the note, and he thanked me for trying to save her life.
As I saddled up, I made a small adjustment to the Saddle, a spot for RoflLizard to see the world as we rode on. "Hey, is it just me or is that wolf trailing us, look he even leaped off that big old hill to get us, oh crap he's gonna land right in front of us.. Well, ok he did, but he died.." RoflLizard then proceeded to laugh, and this isn't the only time the wolves have been less than successful in landing their leaps. Eventually, we reached Bravil. "You called THIS place home, and not that nice town in which we got a free horse?"
"Shut up, Bravil has nice simple charms, now lets go to my house, it is barren, but a nice spot to unload these pelts, and my comfy bed will be nice. and you can sleep on the table. I'll be sure to put the curtain up.."
"Oh come on, I only peeked at you that one time. I have respect for you, and besides, These Elves, they got it going on." I sighed, "Alright, you have a point. If I laid you on the bed, would you feel more comfortable, or what. How does this even work?"
"Glad you asked. Much like how you populate a world called Nirn, I inhabit a planet named Earth. My world is boring, compared to Nirn. I am actually not in your world, I just project my image, through this Crystal Ball. Should this ball shatter, then you and I will be unable to reestablish a connection, until you or another enchants a Crystal ball like this one. You can throw me in that fire, and I would be fine. I am trying to work on a way to be transported into your realm, but still able to be able to phase between the two worlds. But, that is ahead of our technology, and most definitely beyond that of the Dwemer, Or so I would think." I dozed off during this boring speech.
I woke up at around 6 am the next day. "Morning, Nakuma! I have managed to do something cool! You can see my world through an enchanted crystal sculpture thing sitting on my Desk. But I am not quite sure how safe it is. Wanna try it?" I shook my head, "RoflLizard, That sounds awesome and all. But I need to do some hunting. Tag along with me, or withdrawl into your ball. Eitherway I'm not going anywhere until I get me some wolf meat."
"Fair enough, Let's go onwards to the forests!" I ate a good breakfast,a dn saw RoflLizard drink out of a strange blue container, I couldn't make out the writing on the container, only 'Pe'. Perhaps some Earth being drug, like skooma?" The morning was a great one, I then remember I haven't bathed since before I entered Cheydinhal. Scouting out a safe location to strip down, and hide RoflLizard within my pack, I take a swim, with my bow strapped on my back, nothing like trying to kill Mudcrabs underwater. Slow critters, and tasty meat. I surfaced 25 minutes later. Getting my clothes on, and letting RoflLizard(I need to abbreviate his name...) out of the sack, we prowled the forest. A few lone wolves, nothing I haven't killed before. Eating a tasty meal of Wolf meat at noon, I see a Barbarian Shaman. Accedientally revealing my position, the usually hostile Barbarian ignored me. "Wait what, don't barbarians in Nirn kill anyone they deem not worthy?" RoflLizard seemed to nitpick a lot of happenings in my world...
Shooting an arrow into the Barbarian's neck, we further sought wolves. But what we saw next, we didn't want to see.. Two Lesser Hill Giants. Terrifying beasts. "Ok, Rofl, be quiet... These guys see me, I am dead."
"Now now, I wouldn't let you down, would I?" I still wonder if he meant that to this day. Sneaking by, I deliver two arrows, shot from the shadows of the night, into the Hill giants. The two didn't go down so easy. As I defeated one, his friend now charges at me, when all the sudden, a similar voice spoke. "Is there a problem, Citizen?" A forester had come along, and killed the second Giant. I thanked him, and headed back to Bravil. Seeing RoflLizard's realm could be cool. Well, Looks like I need to camp out here, Rofl is telling me that it is Midnight in Nirn.