» Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:40 pm
Anna approached another weird city, this time it was due to the throbing stone giving her a headache hanging from around her neck.
As she closed with the gares, a shout rang out "another bloody hardhead again, are they psychic???" she cursed, preparing for the fight to come.
Once the inner town was cleared from interfearing harmonium officers she sought the seediest place to dink and tear the flesh of something, only to find it bereft of meat..
She slammed her fists down on the bar, shouted "where's the meat" at a quite ugly looking human that must have been the owner, still forgetting that no one could understand her she raised her voice.
"WHERE'S THE MEAT, WENCH" and grabbing as many bottles that she could see, when no edible food was forthcoming Anna stormed out and headed across the road.
The Hotel was empty apart from its owner, some bestial creatue much akin to a rakshasa " At last something familiar " she muttered.
The place was stacked with carnivorous supplies..So she settled down by the roasting fire quaffing and rending her meal.
After a fitted doze she was awoken by both the nice roasting pit sizzling her toes, and a small she had yet to sense so far here, something like kin.
Leaping up she rushed to a, A HUMAN?? grabing him she bellowed "who are you" spitting the words over his face.
The man terrified but almost understandable to her ears, yelled "Poor bored Fagen", defending herself from this man and other barmy townsfolk all she could think was " A Xoasect here?".
Thinking on this Anna strolled the streets, untill she came across heat blowing from under a door, going in she found it dark, humidly hot, smelling of charred wood and sulpher..
With a tang of naked sweaty flesh, "ahh just like me kip" she thought, the place had a large pool of water, with soap to clean her weary body and aching muscles.
After a long soak she was trying to get out the pool, when another one of those small annoying elf creatures blocked her path and stuck a bare behind into Anna's face.
"Thats it" she leaped ahead placed her foot on the offending object and shoved the creature back into the pool, where she held its head under untill it apologised.
During which she found an entrence into the mens baths, so she dived under and emerged surounded by three men.
She promptly threw bars of soap at them, and motioned them to pick the bars up, slapping each one forcefully as they did, before running out back to the Hotel.
Getting wasted she stripped off and started sneaking around town loudly yelling "SHHHH" as she picked bypassers pockets.
A tall sickly looking but again annoying elf took offense and cried foul, leading to an overlooked hardhead rushing forward, followed by an orc, a smith and the elf herself.
After many drunken misses naked floppy bit flailing, and serveral deaths the fight was over, leading Anna to grab the uniform from the corpse and continue sneaking naked to the castle.
In the hall she doned the uniform started parading around, and trying to sing vulger tunes, untill she grew bored stripped of again and took a small doze on the throne.
As she woke up she grew thirsty and hungry, heading to the side room seen earlier, she again found no meat, "censored ?????" she screamed, drinking the last of her supplies.
Still tired she snuck in the buff all the way to the best room in the castle, dispatching guards and servents along the way, where she found a n urn of ashes and a skull..
"Old gits, hubby" she thought looking at a older woman slepping, in anna's new bed, Anna shoved her off the bed ruffling through her pockets as she did so.
The women screamed and two hardheads baring cell keys and cuffs rushed in "Nah not this time" and dispatched them, grabing the skull in a stuper, she chased the old woman around with it.
Groaning "WHOoooo I'm back for you" as she did, growing bored she smacked the woman into a pillar and feeling strangly remorseful, headed to the prison cells.
Where she placed all the stolen items in a trunk with wierd writting on it, and bunked down on a matress till the morning.