What Elderscroll characters would you invite to dinner for an evening IRL, if it was possible?

I would invite Muiri (If female) and Master Neloth (If male).

Relaxed romantic dinner with Muiri with white wine + Chili con carne, discussing life in general.
Whiskey and bloody beef with Master Neloth, discussing moral philosophy and hopefully hear him trashtalk other Telvanni councilors.

Hmm? I'd say Brynjolf, just listening to his voice would be awesome, either him or Delvin Mallory.