The Chinese millitary makes crappy handguns, but awesome assault rifles and stealth suits.

You can learn from a Chinese Soldier's Training Manual even if you don't know how to read cantonese.

Chinese Spies will write and speak in English when going on secret missions in the United States.

Chinese Commando Hats are very fashionable. ^_^

that things like a turret, computers, and robots have survived through 200 years of bitter lack of maintence. (in fact, how do these things have power? the only power plant i see is in old olney... and that one isnt working anymore cause i turned it off.)

- Vault citizens have a lot of time and before dying of boredom read a lot of books like 'How to disarm atom bombs!' or 'How to fill out governmental post nuclear forms to support safe civilization standarts!'
- If aliens could navigate we've probably had our first encounter a thousand years ago.
- If you get sick from food just use a stimpack - it eliminates your wounds (including your disbelief) in zero time.
- 2 weeks without sleeping - now I know why ghouls run around!


No! A Bethesda developper just saw a bidet and wrongfully thought people do drink from toilets. And like it!



- Without any brain left in the head after drinking tons of nuka cola and listening to government radio no one really wonders about those die-hard bastarts that take sledgehammer hits without noticing.
- People seen collecting pre-war money have also been seen going to toilet immediately afterwards.

That I look good in sixy underwear.
That I look equally good in a pre-war bonnet.
That there will always be highways, roaches, and Cola.
That bears will not become extinct.
That it never rains in Washington DC.

• No matter how many times you read the same book, you can still learn something new each time.
  
• Every old man has the exact same voice.
  
• 1 in 3 wasteland settlers are wearing the exact same outfit, one in six raiders have the same armor.
  
• Your deadbeat dad leaves his infant child in an unlocked pen.
  
• An Asian guy can sound like Liam Neeson.
  
• The pre-war scientists could realistic battle simulation that interacts with the person doing it through a neural interface, a self-aware supercomputer, and a cryogenic simulation pod that will keep the users alive forever, but they couldn't make computer screens be in color.
  
• You can take a dress off a dead woman and turn it into a man's shirt and pants, and vice-versa.
  
• Everyone will have the same high-quality undies, and if you take a revealing outfit of them they're magically wearing them underneath.
  
• All clothes are magnetic, you can simply toss your gun on the back of your sixy PJs and it'll stick there.

That dogs can survive the apocolypse and cats cannot. ;sad face;

that I can teleport using an over-sized watch.

Although something as complex as brain surgery in the Wasteland will often leave no apparent long-term damage or cause any nasty infections, going into cardiac arrest will mean certain death.

Even though pre-war money is absolutely EVERYWHERE, we're going to use caps instead because we're cool like that.

You can lop off a deadly creature's hand and use it as a weapon. Not just use the claws-- the whole rotting, maggot-covered hand. And it works quite well.

When in doubt, shoot it.

Stepping on a land mine usually won't kill you, just anyone else who happens to be in the area.

they were already that way before :sadvaultboy:

In the future people don't need to poo.

• You can take one hand from a dead deathclaw, but not two.
  
• Even if you've been hired to kill all the good people of the Wasteland, you aren't dishonest enough to chop off both their ears and try to get paid for them.
  
• You can take the armor off of someone who has been burned into ash, melted into goo, or blown into chunks.

A Pencil is the most prized possession in any community, they will kill for these pencils.

The Economy in the future got so bad that businesses were no longer able to make commercials in color.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4rhkNnGer4

Fighting my way through the great Capital Building in DC against a horde of humanoid Super Muntants and hardcoe Mercs wearin Reilly.s best armour, packing a horde of guns and ammo i go in at night and come out alive to a breaking dawn over DC. My Best moment.

That Pre War Money make good toilet paper..

Super mutants torture teddy bears...

and that cake and andy dont mix.. :facepalm:

EDIT:and that a :violin: still is intact.

Nukes are the secret to eternal life.

to run naked through d.c shooting fatmans at super mutants!!!!! :flamethrower:

• You can run and jump carrying 230 pounds (with 8 strength), but as soon as you're carrying 231 you're walking like an old lady.
  
• 1 year olds can read, in fact they can read books that tell them what they'll be like when they're older.
  
• It's possible for two men to take a handcart over 200 miles from D.C. to Pittsburgh, and instantly too. In fact one person can make the return trip.

That opening a shopping cart with a teddy bear in it makes a giant mutated person angry.

War... War never changes.

Fallout 3 has taught me to start collecting bottle caps now so if a nuclear fallout happens and I survive, I will be super rich.

Super Mutants aren't good at telling jokes.

In the future girls can wear mohawks and shaved hair and still be considered sixy. Also none of them will have long hair, it'll all be short.

to be honest girls arent to blame in a hellish apacoliptia and "war. war never changes" but girls do.

News rhymes with shoes and often gives you the blues.