that you can sleep for an hour and heal any broken bone in that time
that buddha was right

That you don't have to be very smart to disarm an atom bomb.
That aliens aren't very good pilots
I can eat food from 200 years ago and not get sick
I can be burned alive and live with no degree of burns
Bullets disapear when they hit me instead of being lodged in the body (still hurt like hell)
I can survive 2 week without sleeping

Everything I need to survive a Nuclear Apocalypse.

The many uses of Deathclaw hands in the art of interior decoration.
How to run like a champion sprinter wearing/carrying 300+ pounds of equipment.

When I shoot someone in the head with a 10 mm pistol, it explodes.

Thomas Jefferson remains awesome no matter what setting/universe he's depicted in.

The US government has no respect for human life
Radiation is a primary element in evolution
When you become good enough in something, you suddenly stop improving
Automatic weapons work by sending bullets in random directions, hitting various targets at a wide radius
A normal individual will have no problems holding an assault rifle in his hands for days and days without break
1,000 individuals CAN survive 200 years in a bunker without any contact with outside world
In the event of disaster, religion is the first thing people abandon
Caliber is just a number.

That if I go to pick up an object from in a toilet, I may accidently end up drinking the toilet water instead.

- any misdemeanours will automatically be forgiven after 72 hours

- when you finish reading a book, it will suddenly disappear

If you encounter a situation where there's segregation and inequality, where the elites live like kings and refuse to give any aid & comfort to the poor and downtrodden, simply do nothing about it. The elites are correct to be prejudiced (ref. the Roy Phillips situation).

Actually I love that quest. It breaks the heart of all the bleeding heart do-gooders who feel that they need to play the perfectly good path. I love to hear them whine about Roy Phillips.

So very true!

never investigate a baby crying in a pram!!

That if i hear a loud shreak i should run away and use the people with me as canon fodder, If i drink tap water i get radiation poisioning, that messing with a nuclear weapon is easy, that no jews survive a nuclear apocoplse and that all presidents are machines.

Playing in radiation can make you immortal... or kill you.
Nothing grows back after a nuclear bomb drop.
Tactical Nukes on a pneumatic launcher are an accepted form of weaponry.
The Truith is indeed Out There.

It takes 3 shots with a pistol to kill someone.
A weapon can fire 8 mini-nukes ut of no where.
If you find a dog take him. He's invincible afterall.

That not even mini-nukes can destroy the might urinal.
That falling in a vat filled with a government created virus can cause a tree named Bob to grow on your head.

That Republicans are cannibals (ack, that makes me a cannibal!).

to shoot first and ask questions when its over .

Reducing an enemy to a small pile of ash or goo with an energy weapon will not prevent you from recovering all their weapons, ammo, chems, money and clothing intact.

After the bombs fall, I'll be able to take several hits to the head from sledgehammers, bats, various bullets, etc.

Pre-war money will still be worth something.

The real currency will be found attached to bottles of a refreshing beverage, which can be found in large, attractive red vending machines scattered about the ruins of the city. The citizens, poor and thirsty though they might be, will leave the delicious drinks and their lids for me.

Just before the bombs fell, corporations outdid themselves for greed, viciousness, and careless disregard for safety.

People really bought atomic cars that could explode if mistreated. No, they really did! They drove all over in them!

If you're 15 or under, you can't be killed no matter what happens to you.
No matter what Clover might call you or say to you, you still can't get any.

Toilets were created as pure decoration, because no one has a bladder.
You can publicly murder an innocent person in the middle of town, and no one will remember a few days later.

If I rip off a deathclaw's hand, another will grow right back.

There is no difference between murdering someone and stealing a tin can -- you will be put to death either way.

Not to feed the yao guai.

That, at the end of the day, a post-apocalyptic world is pretty fun.

That something with hands for feet and three tongues can spit pretty far

no matter how much you try, you cant make liberty prime make an enclave soldier go SQUISH.

you can make poeple explode into hamburger meat by learning a perk.

electricy only damages you very little (for those who have been the victim of a telsa cannon lightning chain)

That you can travel to any place through the use of a devise held on your arm.

Fallout 3 has taught me to save up money to reserve or build a vault.