1. People with a lack of common sense
2. People who drive horribly
3. People who don't use turn signals (REALLLY pisses me off)
4. People who walk slow in the hallways on their way to class.
5. My crappy computer
6. Know it alls or people who think their hot [censored]
7. Being broke even though I have a job.
Bah, if sense is so common then why is it that when I talked to my girlfriend about her bringing me a beer that she just stormed out and broke up with me? Me!? ANd I had just bought two of the very-most-expensive top-of-the-line computers for me and her too. It was worth it though because I drove to the store LIKE A BOSS, because, as you know, turn signals are for wimps with no manhood, and driving on the correct side of the road is for losers. If you don't drive LIKE A BOSS you are a loser, all the cool people do it.
Oh well, at least the inheritance that I got from my parents will help pay me through a few more years of unemployment while I "look" for a job. God I'm awesome.
What grinds
my gears? I thought you'd never ask.
#1: When people play those dorky games with the elfwizardtrolls and "magic". God it's so lame.
#2: People who play shooter video games. If you want to shoot something you need to join the military! Like my big brother, Bob. He was pretty cool.
#3: People who complain about stuff. Stop complaining, it makes you look like a poser, yo.
#4: Fish. I just hate the smell. Ugh.
#5: People who read comic books. Grow up, nerds.
#6: People who play games like Guitar Hero. If you want to play a guitar in front of lots of people, like my younger brother, Larry. Well, before he died of an extreme Rock Overdose.
And finally #7: Anybody without a sense of humor. I will strangle anybody who thinks these are my actual opinions on... anything. :tops: