Just like the psychic guards who can sense a disturbance in the force when I steal a fork and get chased to the ends of the earth for it.
as the hero grabed the fork, three miles away in a secluded guard garissen, every guard awoke with a shock "something is wrong" shouted one "the fork...it has been stolen!!" yelled another as they rushed to to comfront the criminal scum.
and that is the story of every crime not committed by me (really, i never had this problem, maybe im just the best thief ever :teehee: ) in oblivion
the most annoying thing in oblivion to me was when i was decorating my house, i put something down and everything exploded, or the item in question shot across the room like a rocket of death