What Jokes Would you like in Skyrim ? : V - Skyrim

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:51 am

"How many Orcs does it take to change a candle? One.. I guess the answer was kind of obvious."

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:00 am

A little joking is okay, but I want this game to be pretty serious.

Afterall, we're in the harsh land of Skyrim with dragons flying about

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:58 pm

Is that a spear in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

A Brenton, Redguard, and a Imperial fast travel to a bar........!

I lol'd so hard at both

first one would be nice on low disposition females making a "oh snap" scene in public places where everyone looks at you and everything turns so quiet with this so called radiant AI and shake their heads (but this would be asking too much)

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:31 pm

I want someone to relevantly yell "DO A BARREL ROLL"

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:01 am

Stop Right There Criminal Scum!

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:33 pm

So, a Nord walks into a bar.... because he was too drunk to notice it.

*Bad dum pish*

:shakehead:

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:10 am

Hehe, I thought it was clever

I don't know, some Lisa Lampanelli racial stuff maybe? Too much?

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:56 pm

Dar Jee's great great grandchildren should become famous stand up comedians in a bar, telling jokes about Khajiits.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:55 am

King to Queen: He needs to know I'm not his real father.
Queen to King: But he don't like dragons.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:10 am

After every battle there's a random chance a very aroused Falanu Hlaalu will appear and start examining corpses.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:05 am

How many Bosmers does it take to take down a dragon? One, but he'll only last long enough for a quick bite and then the dragon will get back to flying.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:25 am

I bet M'aiq is going to make a multiplayer reference. "Why would people want to share the fame and glory with others? Money and prizes for you and you alone I think."

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:32 am

Two Nords heading to the Fighters' Guild. They see a sign outside, 'Three Bosmer wanted for pillage, murder and rapine.' The one Nord turns to the other," Hate them Bosmer, they get all the good jobs."

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:31 pm

Stop Right There Criminal Scum!

This is the best of them all! :foodndrink:

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:05 am

A big Pink Dragon, which refuses to fight you. It just keeps running away shouting 'chase me big boy, chase me!'

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:38 am

:ninja:

It seems that I was ninjaed. :toughninja:

I blame teh interwebz.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:13 am

A big Pink Dragon, which refuses to fight you. It just keeps running away shouting 'chase me big boy, chase me!'

LOL A Big Gay Dragon

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:55 pm

LOL A Big Gay Dragon

No thank you, this game is not ment for under 13 only.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:48 am

LOL A Big Gay Dragon

I was trying to avoid using that terminology, Camp Dragon sounds better

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:54 am

Powdered deer [censored].

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:38 am

I was trying to avoid using that terminology, Camp Dragon sounds better

if it's a Camp Dragon you will probably see him sleeping in a tent LOL and not Running and Shouting Chase me Big Boy

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:44 am

Rats and powdered Deer P3nis.

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:35 pm

Rats and powdered Deer P3nis.

Don't make me throw up :sick:

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:34 am

Seen any... weresharks? HAHAHAHA!!!

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:47 am

Is that a spear in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

A Brenton, Redguard, and a Imperial fast travel to a bar........!

LOL first one is Good one especially if a women says that to you if your character is Male or another Male NPC