What Jokes Would you like in Skyrim ? : V - Skyrim

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:56 pm

:ninja:

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:45 am

I take it no-one talked to that blue lady in Skingrad,then?

Aaaaah necrophilia...

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:58 pm

Two Nords walk into a bar.
The 1st Nord turns to the 2nd Nord and says "I didn't see it either!"

Is that because they are drunk? (Sorry for not understanding) xD

And I really want a cheese for everyone! reference!

Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that, cheese for no one!

I laughed so much when he said that xD

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:59 am

Is that because they are drunk? (Sorry for not understanding) xD

And I really want a cheese for everyone! reference!

Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that, cheese for no one!

I laughed so much when he said that xD

LOL

:rofl: :woot: :foodndrink:

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:32 pm

Uhh sure, jokes would be jokes, I dont know any though that fit ES

"How is your wife," asked Zalither. "She's in bed with laryngitis," replied Harlyth. "Is that Argonian bastard back in town again?"

http://www.imperial-library.info/content/daggerfall-jokes

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:19 pm

What do you call a Nord with two brain cells? Pregnant.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:06 am

Don't make me throw up :sick:

First this guy decides he's gonna make a million opens a fan- Oh.. I was to NOT make you throw up? Sorry..... Yuh want some Rats with powdered deer p3nis? :hubbahubba:

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:56 am

First this guy decides he's gonna make a million opens a fan- Oh.. I was to NOT make you throw up? Sorry..... Yuh want some Rats with powdered deer p3nis? :hubbahubba:

:yucky: :yuck: :sick:

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:11 am

Seen any.....elves? Hahaha!

If this is the only joke in the game it will still be hilarious.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:18 am

Is that a spear in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I find it even more funny for the people who wanted spears in the game, lol.

A big Pink Dragon, which refuses to fight you. It just keeps running away shouting 'chase me big boy, chase me!'

Is that a South Park reference?

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:58 am

If I hear one [censored] nord proclaim 'Seen any elves? Hahahahaha!' I will assume the foetal position and cry in the corner for at least ten minutes.

Seriously though, I am kind of expecting some sort of easter egg referencing that.

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:55 pm

Two dragons meet at a peak. In Dovahzaan (the dragon language), one of them asks the other - "Have you heard about the Dragonborn?", to which the other replies "Hey STOP THAT, you idiot. You wanna wake up the entire neighbourhood?!!"

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:35 pm

*Enters firts city in Skyrim*

STOP CRIMINAL SCU........wait..ah DAMN this is my third mix up today. Sorry citizen you are free to go.

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:19 pm

An Argonian walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey! That's my shirt!"

(sorry somehow that used to be a popular joke when I was 10 years old)

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:13 pm

*Enters firts city in Skyrim*

STOP CRIMINAL SCU........wait..ah DAMN this is my third mix up today. Sorry citizen you are free to go.

LOL

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:19 am

Altmer walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'Why the long face?"

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:02 pm

Altmer walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'Why the long face?"

That's something I would expect, as it wouldn't be normal for an Altmer to walk into a bar.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:05 am

What do you call a Wood Elf who doesn't lie or cheat or steal?

A dead Wood Elf.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:32 am

What do you call a Wood Elf who doesn't lie or cheat or steal?

A dead Wood Elf.

LOL :rofl:

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:47 am

Argonian a Nord and a Imperial see something Weird
The Argonian says Why is that Khajiit licking His Butt
Nord says i don't know he licks his butt because he need to warm up his ass
Imperial says No Nord Because your King did something really Nasty in his Ass
Nord says Stupid Imperial your Emperor Uriel Septim did Something in his Ass !

Nord and Imperial fighting Eachother

Argonian Says stop stop you know why he lick his butt ?
Nord and Imperial says Why ?
Argonian says To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of his Mouth
Imperial and Nord Laughs
Then Khajiit Come closes to them and Say Are you guys talkin about me ?

Argonian says no we were talking about an Housecat
Nord and imperial Whispers

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:53 am

Boy, it's sure chilly. Better grab a spoon!

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:34 am

If you are Naked (And a nord)
Passing NPC Comment: "Looks like someone encountered a Witch"

I'd like "Seen any Elves Hahahaha" to return like others have said.

Perhaps a joke regarding the fact all Male Woodelves are apparently crazy.

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:35 pm

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Perhaps a joke regarding the fact all Male Woodelves are apparently crazy.

Yeah i Agree with you i want a joke about a Crazy woodelf in the game

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:18 am

Why do Wood Elf eat their own Race ? Because they are sick of themself

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:07 am

Seen any.....elves? Hahaha!

We need this one.