What Jokes Would you like in Skyrim ? : V - Skyrim

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:07 am

Since Skyrim is so full of mountains, it would be funny if they made a reference to the bridge-keeper who asks you three questions in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It would fit so well, they could have it in some remote location so it wouldn't bother to many people.

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:41 pm

Nord walks to Khajiit and says i want you as my Housecat ! Khajiit start attacking the nord

LOL

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:33 pm

"Why do Khajiit lick their butts? To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths!"

Ah, good old racist Leyawin.

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:46 pm

Imperial: I think I'm sick. I'm seeing spots
Breton: seen a healer?
Imperial: no, just spots

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:44 pm

So Talos, Azura and Sheogorath walk into a bar...yeah---.

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:11 pm

Two drunk nords walked into a bar...

Of course they did!

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:31 pm

orc talking about dunmer women:

once you go black, you never go back.

dunmer talking about orc women: once you go green.....better find a toilet.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:28 am

pull my finger...... :flamethrower:

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:45 am

so many racist jokes

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:45 am

NPC1: If you can't control your little one I'm going to kill him.
NPC2: Hahahaha, haha... Oh man, good luck with that sir.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:14 am

orc talking about dunmer women:

once you go black, you never go back.

dunmer talking about orc women: once you go green.....better find a toilet.

Soooo Racist but funny

Edit: but what if the Dunmer is Grey or Blue ?

I think it's like this Orc Talking about Dunmer when your grey your always gay
Orc talkin about dunmer why is a Dunmer blue ? Because they got Smacked

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:54 pm

nord talking about dragonborn: i'm telling you, he took on all 7000 of them (the steps to the throat of the world)

wood elf: in a row?

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:49 am

There Needs to be more jokes in Skyrim ,Because that makes the game more fun,I Really liked the Argonian making a joke about a Khajiit but that was the only fun joke in Oblivion ,in Skyrim there needs to be more Fun Jokes do you agree ?

now a Question for you What Jokes do you wanna Hear/See in Skyrim ?

Don't know about in-game jokes...but
Portal 2 is already showing a twisted sense of humor.

Maybe we could have some of that too!

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:03 am

"I think you're a thief, because you've stolen my heart!"

Bad, cheesy joke or an even worse pickup-line? Ask the Bosmer.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:00 am

"I think you're a thief, because you've stolen my heart!"

A Flirt Joke

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:23 am

Why did the feathered bipedal fowl cross the road?

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:37 am

Two drunk nords walked into a bar...

Of course they did!

An Orc and a Nord walked into a bar. The Breton ducked.

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:44 pm

The swamp dwelling bosmer walked into my sword...sorry I forgot where I was going with that.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:30 am

Why did the feathered bipedal fowl cross the road?

Because a long haired quadrupedal mammal was chasing it.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:17 am

Because a long haired quadrupedal mammal was chasing it.

No, to show the rodent-like marsupial that it could be done.

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:29 pm

What also is gonna be funny a RICKROLL as a joke

A Wood Elf sings

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Give you up, give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:30 am

Because a long haired quadrupedal mammal was chasing it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1f3Hr03fQ

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:03 pm

A nord walks out of a bar :whistling:

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:34 am

Dragon talking to an Argonian adventurer...

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for thou art crunchy and taste like chicken!

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:04 pm

Sheogorath and Jyggalag walked into a bar...