What Jokes Would you like in Skyrim ? : V

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:39 pm

There Needs to be more jokes in Skyrim ,Because that makes the game more fun,I Really liked the Argonian making a joke about a Khajiit but that was the only fun joke in Oblivion ,in Skyrim there needs to be more Fun Jokes do you agree ?

now a Question for you What Jokes do you wanna Hear/See in Skyrim ?

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:30 pm

Seen any.....elves? Hahaha!

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:38 pm

Uhh sure, jokes would be jokes, I dont know any though that fit ES

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:26 pm

Smith.
What, spears? What will they think of next, one handed bow's or throwing your weapon away? Pfft, kids.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:18 am

Seen any elves? HAHEHOHAHAA!! :biggrin:

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:18 am

What are you talking about? There are many subtle refrences in Oblivion as well as ironic twists that are quite hilarious. I guess you never talked to M'aiq the Liar...

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:49 am

Could always do it over the top like Fallout 2 did. (I don't find FO2 to be over the top but a lot of people find it to have too many lulz moments and dialogue and that there were too many pop culture references in it.)

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:35 pm

Seen any.....elves? Hahaha!

Seen any elves? HAHEHOHAHAA!! :biggrin:

:ninja:

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:41 am

i want a guy to randomly come up to you say f you punch you in the face and run off

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:09 am

What are you talking about? There are many subtle refrences in Oblivion as well as ironic twists that are quite hilarious. I guess you never talked to M'aiq the Liar...

Yeah Not Really all Jokes was funny of him it's just sad that there was only 2npc's that made jokes M'aiq and An Argonian

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:44 pm

Seen any.....elves? Hahaha!

...I don't get it...

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:28 am

Seen any.....elves? Hahaha!

Would Be Good one if an Elf says that too you !!

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:27 am

...I don't get it...

Play Morrowind.

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:04 pm

Red year.

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:42 am

Yeah Not Really all Jokes was funny of him it's just sad that there was only 2npc's that made jokes M'aiq and An Argonian

Depends on your definition of "joke". Made me laugh.

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:25 pm

If i ask one NPC about the "CIVIL War", he interject with "CIVIL War? REALLY? Are you tease me? There was nothing civil about it!!"

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:18 am

If you say something about Civil War Against M'aiq Hmm Civil War Civilians Making War That's just Weird

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:23 am

Play Morrowind.

Oh gotcha. Well I've never played it and no matter where I look I can't find it so that kinda svcks

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:04 am

Seen any.....elves? Hahaha!

This would be a good one to see again :biggrin:

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:06 pm

When i enter a city and ask a NPC if he saw some Dragon around, he replies: ?Well by the smell that you have, i suspect you are one of them ... So yes...? :lol:

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:51 pm

Is that a spear in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

A Brenton, Redguard, and a Imperial fast travel to a bar........!

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:45 am

Dragons Thats like Argonians with Wings LOL

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:50 am

Two Nords walk into a bar.
The 1st Nord turns to the 2nd Nord and says "I didn't see it either!"

» Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:30 am

Dragon Shouts Screaming to Dragons and the Dragons Getting Scared those Dragons are such pussies if i was a Dragon and a Dragonborn shouting At me i am just Gonna Eat him till nothing of him left LOL

» Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:29 pm

Two Nords walk into a bar.
The 1st Nord turns to the 2nd Nord and says "I didn't see it either!"

:rofl: