things that i love about crysis 2 online:
1) i love that even though i melee some1 three times they still kill me by shooting me with 2 bullets
2) i love that i cant sprint after im done reloading
3) i love that it lags so much
4) i love that when you shoot some1 then melee them they can still turn around and melee me n get the kill
5) i love that it takes more then a clip to kill some1 when they dont even have armor on
6) i love that my character waits till he is done reloading to pull out his secondary in the middle of a firefight
7) i love that sometimes my gun jams and i cant aim or shoot
8) i love that after a patch it resets my stats
9) i love that it lags... a lot
10) i love that it doesnt let me switch weapon sometimes when i run out of ammo
11) i absolutely love the match making system

**** aim and a lousy internet.
Stop whining kid

i love these things too. everything on that list is correct.

Not really. No.

**** aim and a lousy internet.
Stop whining kid
actually no i normally get like a 4.0 KD on every match and my internet works just fine so its neither of those 2 so make sure you know wat ur talkin about before u start talkin again =)

Your parents didn't love you... I know that
im sorry but just because ur parents didnt love you doesnt mean other parents didnt love their child. im sry kid

Do I sense a little animosity? What your mother didn't jerk you off enough times in the bath tub? Ya Fu cking zero.
wow by the stuff u can come up with u must of had a pretty messed up childhood i feel bad for u kid i hope everything works out 4 u goodluck with u kid

im sry but i didnt ask for your age, im just not that type of guy u know... but im flattered mayb ur on the wrong website. but like i said good luck i hope everything in ur life works out especially things with ur mom and/or dad!

Howa about we all stfu and tell them what the concerns are so they know what to fix.

crytek please help this poor guy who obviously has childhood problems that are affecting him as an advlt. thank you =)

You talkin to me my mama gives me cookies and juice everyday and video games twice a week.

wow im starting to believe that this is a form of therapy for u i feel like your starting to open up more about what happened to u as a child this is good were making process.i love how persistent you are mayb if u were this persistent when telling ur mom not to force u to have six with animals u wouldnt have so many problems right now but its ok im here 2 help. now tell me what were u feeling when u were having intercourse with farm animals?

ah i see so they were animals of the same six so i can safely assume you were the one getting penetrated this must have been horrifying i cant even imagine what u were feeling... how long did this last 4? does it still continue 2day if so there is help out there!

Ahh good times good times these devs are getting pissed because they arent getting any issues resolved.

It lasted for about 10 min each im his counselor. He said there were about 50 animals so estimating 500 mins a week very hard on his anus.

jesus christ i had no idea it was that much! i wouldnt be suprised if hes stuck on a wheelchair for the rest of his life!

O he is he is its very sad indeed he cries every time we visit

He says he doesnt even know if is his pencs is real cause it has so many scars and warts. Also his anol cavity is so swolen with warts and stds that its hard for to make a clean **** lol sorry man had to say iit to the public

that is the most disturbing thing ive ever heard no wonder he doesnt write back anymore probably had to go put some type of medicine or ointment lol

hey u applied ur ointment good 4 u =) o i was playing crysis 2 and writing on the forums not that hard and rescue? he just another person who feels bad 4 u and is trying to help u out! y u so mad at the people who are helping u?

Dude calm down avid dont you know me im your counselor we talk about your concerns.

dont get mad at him for letting every1 know ur secrets he was just trying to help so relax im pretty sure being stressed isnt good for a guy in ur situation so just take a deep breath and everything will work out