it?s the quest you get from the mafia leader with a tube of air an has thugs with metal armours and laser pistols, I love that quest to if nothing else for the quote from the movie "the Good, the bad & the ugly"


"there are two people in this world, those with guns and those that dig"

omg thats hilarious. I've never had the heart to play a bastard in the wastes so thats awesome.

Accidentally burning Harold the first time... I couldn't stop laughing. Does that make me evil?

In Fallout 2:

Get the car and drive to Broken Hills. The Ghoul you run over says some pretty witty [censored] considering there's a car parked on him.

Chosen One: Are you o.k?
Ghoul: Oh I'm fine considering there's a hood ornament shoved up my ass.

Or something to that effect. Fallout 2 has the best dialogue, after 1, they pretty much said let's drop the F-bomb as many times as we can, and throw in a ton of innuendos.

Fallout 1:
The Overseer trying to get a low-Int Vault Dweller to hand over the water chip.

Fallout 2:
The Enclave Sergeant, as others have said.

Fallout 3:
My favorite that no one has mentioned yet is the random encounter with the Trader with the malfunctioning Mr. Handy, which says helpful things like:
"House is gone. Please contact your local zoning authority to construct a new residence."

Also the Protectrons that inform me that I am trespassing on "Nuka COLA!" property.

when i realized i tried to think of FO3 as a Fallout game.

it was more of a sad laughter then a happy one though.

it got alittle better when i ignored the name and just thought about it as some sort of badly homemade wasteland remake, ignoring all the references .

What made me laugh is the special encounter in Fallout 2 the crashed Federation Shuttle with dead star trek personnel in red shirts around it. That was funny. Also In fallout 1 there is a crashed alien space ship with dead Alians with a velvet picture of Elvis. when you look at it you see a small label that reads "Property of Area-51. Return if found."

Fallout 3: "Lets see... Are you a boy... Or a girl...?"*
*Cathrine died from a stress-related heart attack she was thinking "How could you not know... HRRRNNNGGGGGG"

You'd think of doctor of all people should know that a baby is incapable of answering questions
And a doctor would know the differences in genitalia. Sure, he has had plenty of time to study if children are playing sick to avoid a GOAT examine, but he obviously skipped the six ed classes

Moira. She has the best personality out of anyone in the game.

Sticky. go get him from lil lamplight and join in on the fun!

i found it amusing when i switched my race from Caucasian to African American at the end of the vault, and when i met my dad again, he was AM.

can't remember anything of fallout 1, just too long ago i've played it

fallout 2

sulik
the conversation between vic and his daughter when you arrive in vault city
fetching the gold watch in modoc
the shotgun wedding in modoc
the drill sarge in navarro
the monty pythonesque special encounter at the bridge
sleeping with angela bishop
the dialogue with that guy in klamath when playing a <4 INT character
and my absolute fav, the one and only vertibird dispatcher in gecko

fallout 3
moira and her quest
oasis
meeting dave
meeting button gwinett
desmond and calvert
knight captain gallows
scribe bigsley

"[Intelligence] Ah, so you fight the good fight with your voice on the radio?"
"Well ain't you a chip off the old block."

WHAT. THE. [censored]?! HOW IS THAT INTELLIGENCE?!