These are all from Fallout 3:

I was in Tenpenny Tower on the Balcony just looking at the view when Tenpenny runs out with a sniper rifle shooting wildy into the air. If you speak to him you can ask him why he's doing this and he says its a Wasteland Safari. Guy's nuts.

I'm in the Nat. Guard Depot with Jericho, floors have all been cleared in the first area, so I'm just wandering around for loot when I hear this loud sound, I turn around its Jericho pushing a Robobrain down some stairs. I just started laughing.

When trying to kill some Miralurks with grenades, I accidently killed a Trader's dog that was glitched in the water. Figured it was a mercy kill.

I was about to enter Vault 106, came around the corner of some rock formation and there were 6 Raiders all huddled in a circle, one wasnt wearing any apparel, just his scibbies, anyways, I whip out my Missile Launcher and aim for the one in the center with VATS, lol the look on his face was priceless he just looked stunned (even though I know it was his default face it just 'looked' that way), so I fire away and it nails all of them all 6 at one time. It was satisfying.

I was being shot at by a Supermutant Brute with a Minigun, so I started tossing grenades at him from around a boulder, using VATS, the first one knocked him up into the air then onto the ground, it gave me time to switch to a gun and kill the one with the Nail Board, then I tossed another grenage at the Minigun one as he's getting up and it blew his legs off. lol

I was on the western edge of the map just wandering around, there seemed to be a lot of Protectrons and Radscorpions over there (early on at least), so both are chasing me, I hop up onto a car since Radscorpions cant jump it turned around went to the Protectron and fought with it, it won and came back to me at the car then just sat there waiting for me to shoot it.

I'm near Minefield when a SuperMutant with a Centuar show up, I duck into a tattered house for cover and end up getting cornered, as the Mutant stays outside firing at my direction, the Centuar comes inside so I start hurling grenades at it, it dies, then I look around for the SuperMutant and dont see him, so I exit the house and he's on the ground, dead with his arm severed. And then I notice the car. It had shot a nearby car and stood right next to it. lol

Anytime Jericho dies, I have to reload an earlier save, cause he's fun to have around. Deathclaws pretty much kill him in 3 hits though, and he has a habit for triggering traps.

no i rember him and myron lol

I've heard their dialogue is pretty funny when you have more than one follower in your party; Will have to check that out.

At the outskirts of DC.

Reasonable line of cars and a squad of brotherhood Outcasts near me.

Suddenly a Centaur shows up and one of the outcasts shoots his Gattling laser, missing the centaur but hitting the cars.

This set of some real nice fireworks that would make the Great War look like a firecracker.

The centaur is blown into Virginia and never to be found again.

The Outcast lowers his weapons and says: "Well, it's dead now"


Cost me a new keyboard, I sprayed my drink all over it.

Was coming around the back of the Citadel, when a Super Mutant just popped outta no where in the parking lot and started chasing me, I hide behind a tree and took him out only to find out there were two Brotherhood Paladins nearby, just sitting and watching our lil' skirmish. Really wanted to kill those two.

Sergeant Dornan...
"I AM NOT A SIR! I work for a living you MOOOOORRRRRRRROOOOOOOON!"

Marcus' dialogue after you treat him to the Cat's Paw.

The "talking head" special encounter.

Renesco "the rocketman".

The discussion with Stuart Little in New Reno :

Ah, Sarge. I miss his deafening, abrasive self. ;3;
Also Vertibird Strike Dispatcher, a.k.a. the Prank Call Trooper.
But his job is now mine, so s'alllll good.

Let's see, what else?
Some of the PC dialogue options in FO1 and 2 are sheer hilarity, especially if used in conjunction with low Intelligence.
As are people's reactions to you.

"Guards, there's an idiot in my office! ...No, not the V.P."
XD

In Fallout 3, I laughed loooooong and hard at what happens if you disable Cerberus's combat inhibitor, in Underworld.
"WELCOME TO HELL, YOU ZOMBIE FREAKS!"... indeed.


I agree, certain dialogues with Colonel Autumn in Raven Rock are sheer win.
"Why do you insist on provoking me?", you ask?
Why, it's because your reactions are priceless, sir.

Oh, and. Two words: Flying Protectrons.

Haha referencing a reference. Wow. (@ the Mad Max part).

Recovering a gold watch in FO2. I laughed so hard it hurt.

Intentional by the devs, the 'should I sacrifice a puppy to join?' when the pc first encounters the BoS bunker in FO1.

Unintentional (I assume) the 'steel be with you' line many BoS knights say in FO3. I was flabbergasted with the sheer inanity before I burst into uncontrollable laughter.

Lol ditto, not very BoS-like compared to Fallout 1.

"Yes, I blew up and died. Now I'm haunting you because of that stupid book. Boo."
"Oh, disarming it's real easy. Just jump up and down on it. You go first."
"They've got a little, bubbling castle and they spend all day circling it. "
"On a scale of one to ten, I'd say it's a "shut the [censored] up and fix me."
"None of them agree on a story. So let's just say I set the whole place up."
"Rivet City is actually the remains of an ancient, underwater civilization. "
"It was robotic carnage. But I caused it, so it was the okay sort of carnage."
"I may have been able to recover more, but it said to be quiet, so screw that."

Morias responses are great too. The dialogue for that quest is golden

Hmm, when talking to the chick in Fallout 3 that gives you the Nuka Cola Challenge quest, she told me that it tend to make her pee glow. It was so out there that I just started laughing.

Vanilla-game: The poor drug addict you run across in the wasteland who tries to sell you some goods. When his head started rolling-around his shoulders with the "drugged" dialogue struck me as extremely funny because I wasn't expecting it. Was good for a laugh tho!

Modded-game: The Groovatron - no contest. That thing was insane when I had it loaded (lol).

Miax

I have never laughed to a movie or video game, but telling Renesco about Arroyo made me smile. It was quite amusing.
Also,
"The president of the United [censored] States of America! Who do think I was talking about!? Who the fu.. Who is thi.. What..? I should kick your [censored] ass! Who is this!"

"Look I'm tracing you right now pal, we'll see how smart you feel with internal security all over your frickin' ass! [censored]!"

Good times.

Desmond.

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I always found the Vault Dweller saying "So... I heard you guys sacrifice puppies" to the Brotherhood of Steel guard funny.

Good thing they never find out who done it!

When you go to the Arlington library in FO3 and when your talking to that one chick about getting Pre-War books you have dialoge saying:

"I'll do anything as long it gets me money, I like money... Mmmmmm Money.."

I laughed my ass off when mayor macready said "I dont want no [censored]butts"

As I'm wandering through the halls of Rivet City, I overhear a conversation between a security guard, and the kid, James Hargrave:

Security Guard: Hey Squirt, How's it going?
James: I'm not a Squirt, I'm James Hargrave, and you're a [censored]!

I love the conversations that NPC's have with each other.

In Fallout 3, your Mr. Handy's jokes. They are so bad they're funny.

"Two atoms are talking. One says, 'I think I lost an electron'. 'Are you sure?', says the other, to which the first replies, 'I'm positive'."

:lmao:

There's usually entire conversations coming to mind to pick from. Conversations with Gizmo in Fallout 1, talking to the Sergeant and other Enclave troopers in Fallout 2, the The Good, the Bad and the Ugly reference in the Pretty Boy Lloyd situation. Come to think of it, dialogue situations often put a smile on my face back in the day. I remember telling Dangerous Dan Mcgrew in Redding "Opinions are like a-holes Dan, everyone's got 'em and they all stink." and he didn't even get mad