I've only played Fallout 3 but here's mine:

"I'm only going to ask you this one time. Give me the Naughty Nightware!" - Lug-Nut

"How do I put this. I'd love to do the horizontal bop with her, y'know plow her bean field." - Ronald Laren

"Pfft...Nice hat Calamity Jane" - LW

In Fallout 2 i love how people talk to you when you are a reatared!
Defintelty The Drill Sergent From The Enclave "Secret" Base!Funny As Hell with Some Of The Other People!
But Bethseda took the humor from the Fallout Sereies so theres not much more funny...

Well I have to say in fallout 3 when you come back from hitting mole rats with a stick for Morie I like the choises you can say.

LW: The molerats exploded so could you put it in bullet form.... for people?
Morie Brown: *Gasp* Well thats horriable, your horriable.



I laughed hard at that just seeing her act like that.

Half of the ones you guys are listing from the other games I can't find quotes of or screenshots or anything. Could you help a Kikai out and try to type up what was said when you post them?



http://tes.kikaimegami.com/screenshots/Fallout3/MoiraHorrible.jpg

FO1 and 2 have some of the best dialogue ever

When confronting The Master:
Vault Dweller: "You are one sick puppy. Time to put you down!"

When talking to a bounty hunter in Los Angeles
Bounty Hunter: "What do you want?"
Vault Dweller: "A donut."

A cruel one from FO2 after finding a Richard Nixon doll for a child
Chosen One: "I have Mr. Nixon right here. But you know what? I think Mr. Nixon should be punished for going off on his own. Some ritual dismemberment may be in order. So, first I'm going to pull off his arms, then...
Curtis: "NO! NOOOOO! Don't! Stop it! Sto--"
Chosen One: "Ooops. Looks like Nixon was a little more fragile than I thought. Too bad, kid."
Fallout 2: "You taught Curtis that life is cruel and unfair."

"What is your name?"
"What is your quest?"
"What, is the total carrying wait of a player with 6 strength points, and the strong back perk?"

That made me laugh really hard.

From Fallout 2, Enclave soldier: "WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!!" That whole conversation cracks me up!

Flyin deathclaw 'nuff said

The memento you get from a night with Francis if you lose the armwrestling match.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjSnjKheGHg

Those two always get me, especially the Enclave sergeant.

The first time I saw that, it was my husband playing the game and I was kind of watching over his shoulder. I just about died when that happened.

EDIT: I keep thinking of adding something like that in my mod just for the hilarity value.

I finally broke down and stole..er.. borrowed Fallout 2 from my husband to play, so I've been enjoying the hilarity that is some of the dialogue. I have to say though, that the old married mutant couple in Broken Hills just about made me lose it.

"You got a smart mouth on you, woman!"
"There has to be brains SOMEWHERE in this house!"

"Where's my Cat's Paw? You threw it in the trash again didn't you?"
"Why do you need that rubbish when you've got me?"

"I told you to stay away from that Iguana-on-a-stick! Open a window!"

"I love you woogums."
"I love you too sugarlumps."

:lmao:

EDIT: Also.. what's up with the blow-up doll in Marcus' house?

EDIT2: Okay, now I see what you guys meant about treating Marcus to the Cat's Paw. Comedy friggin gold!

(Also damn me this game is hard)

Earning the perk "Expert Excrement Expeditor".

That was hilarious.. but then depressing because I couldn't keep earning money

Also, one should shouldn't overlook the death animations for pulse weapons. Between the gutwrenching scream, the comical electrecuted skeleton, and the cremated corpse just prior to it collapsing in a cloud, like a daydreaming chainsmoker's elongated cigarette ash... It's all pretty priceless.

"do i have to sacrifice a puppy to join the brotherhood?"

"i heard y'all kill puppies!!!"

"blast! i'll get you in my next save game!"

Marcus after being knocked down: I am not a merry mutant.

Marcus on New Reno: And you thought mutants were diseased.
Marcus on New Reno: This is a good example of why the Master was right.

The guy is a comedy goldmine!

Lots of stuff in FO2 is a comedy goldmine!

I don't know if I mentioned this yet, kikai if you have the car and go to Reno for the first time with it all the paths you can take to getting ti back are funny. Bonus halarity if your PC is a girl too.

Or when one went to Broken Hills the first time with a car. Poor Lumpy.

Aw I haven't got the car yet. I have gotten Vic though and my god does the man like to complain. Marcus almost accidentally mowed him down with his minigun.. I wouldn't have blamed him.

EDIT: What the hell is Marcus' CC anyway? He can haul so much crap! I accidentally gave him a Flamer to carry though. That poor, poor pig rat.

Get John Cassidy as a replacement. He is a bad ass and if one have some certain companions, he make fun of them!

Ooh companion interaction? I am all over that!

"Do you want the backside of my hand, woman?!"
"I don't want anything having to do with your backside!"

I love that couple...

Also, the long tirade you can go on to Renesco and he just keeps glaring murder at you.

I like your story about your village you can tell him too. Have you also gotten into the bit about your quest, and how you usually just ignore it and look into other peoples houses and take there stuff from there shelves? Then you say something to the effect of "oh shelves!" at the end of the convo.

Yes XD That cracked me up! Also making the Rocketman reference and asking what they're really saying.