What do men want? : Othor Games

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:11 am

I want the wife and our non-existent dog to both learn how to fetch me a beer from the fridge.

Is that too much to ask? :swear:

You're thinking short-term man. What you need, is a small fridge within arms reach. The wife is then tasked to keep said fridge full! That way, there's no gap between beer and refilling beer fridge!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:10 am

On a more serious note: I want a dog.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:45 pm

Power, Missiles, and Armies.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:23 am

Why does it always have to be just before getting kicked into the guest room when I'm dead tired?

:rofl:

Poor thing...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:55 am

A wife that doesn't leave.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:29 am

Big boobies.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KI8H1ZpwIrs/hqdefault.jpg

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:13 am

:rofl:

Poor thing...

Have a *poke in the eye*..... :tongue:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:17 am

I watched a special on the Discovery channel that tried to answer this same question. Men want a small waist with wide hips, symmetry, a high pitched voice...Uhh..I can't remember much else, but those are a few things that men like universally.

You forgot big eyes. Holy god, big eyes take the strength from my knees.

Basically, they (sub)consciously look for markers of high estrogen levels. Good fertility means many good babies. Instinct likes many good babies.

OP, lemme make it simple, instead of a list. Look as much like Amanda Seyfried as you can. Gay men want to make babies with her.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:48 am

Have a *poke in the eye*..... :tongue:

Ouch! That's the most action I've had in a long, long time.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:17 am

I want Veeno's Avatar.

Alizee is sixy.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:51 am

You forgot big eyes. Holy god, big eyes take the strength from my knees.

Basically, they (sub)consciously look for markers of high estrogen levels. Good fertility means many good babies. Instinct likes many good babies.

OP, lemme make it simple, instead of a list. Look as much like Amanda Seyfried as you can. Gay men want to make babies with her.

Moar like correct estrogen levels. Too high or low, women won't ovulate. It's a complex process, and variants in both testosterone and estrogen ( oh yeah, testosterone plays a role in ovulation) levels cause follice secreting hormone and luetinzing hormones to get out of whack.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:39 pm

Ouch! That's the most action I've had in a long, long time.

May I suggest Terminator 2?

Nay, patriarch! I say nay! Give me eyes so big, they had to evolve on stalks!

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:50 pm

You forgot big eyes. Holy god, big eyes take the strength from my knees.

Oh yes. :wub:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:33 am

May I suggest Terminator 2?

Heehee, no thanks, I'm alright.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:17 am

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KI8H1ZpwIrs/hqdefault.jpg

Ooo thanks.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:10 am

Pie and cupcakes
and sandwiches

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:41 pm

Pie and cupcakes
and sandwiches

A cupcake-sandwich pie? 3-in-1

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:19 am

That's one hell of a menage a trois.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:52 am

Someone attractive and interesting that keeps me entertained and makes me miss her when she is not around. Sorry if I was too vague :tongue:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:30 am

Affirmative action.

I think six, whether subconscious or conscious, is what men want.

Yeah but that is like for 30 seconds. What are you going to do afterwards then?

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:20 am

Yeah but that is like for 30 seconds. What are you going to do afterwards then?

Another 30 seconds of six thoughts. Duh.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:33 am

You got good tastes, Turns. The most attractive girl is a cute girl, most definitely.

Heehee, no thanks, I'm alright.

I can't call someone who says "no" to Terminator 2, alright. >(

The Protector, then. That's just all action. Can I interest you?

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:36 pm

I make a mean almond butter, raspberry (or blackberry) jam, and whole wheat bread sandwich. :toughninja: I have it every day for lunch. And dinner sometimes, too. I think I need to expand my recipe repertoire....

But, uh, none of the guys at my university ever bother to talk to me. Not quite sure how to interpret that.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:58 am

But, uh, none of the guys at my university ever bother to talk to me. Not quite sure how to interpret that.

Maybe you should stop trying to chat up Mime students?

Failing that, corner some computer science students and engage them in a discussion about retexturing. I refuse to believe your university doesn't have at least 100 men who would consider that an instant turn on. Then again, those types tend not to be very talkative....

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:08 pm

I make a mean almond butter, raspberry (or blackberry) jam, and whole wheat bread sandwich. :toughninja: I have it every day for lunch. And dinner sometimes, too. I think I need to expand my recipe repertoire....

But, uh, none of the guys at my university ever bother to talk to me. Not quite sure how to interpret that.

Show them that delicious sounding sandwich and I am sure you will get a few takers

Anyway, personality wise I look for a girl that doesn't share the same interests as me. Variety is the spice of life.

Looks wise, I like short women with dark hair.