What other game should Skyrim poke fun at? : V - Skyrim

» Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:10 am

Have a dark brotherhood member named either Ezio or Altair

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:39 pm

A statue of a border collie sleeping on a guild seal in the middle of the forsest

But by GOD, PLEASE do NOT have a box with hearts scribed onto it and a cake on top

» Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:20 am

Well there is a few I would like to see.

One is a vault boy statue in a cave which would be a fallout referance.

Another would be a Thief referance with a thief named Gerret (main character) running around a city.

"I am Error" NPC or a Bosmer in green thats trying to "Rescue the princess" would be a cool legend of zelda referance.

I would be amazing to see a warrior nord called Conan walking around skyrim.

Finally, If the lead vampire does a "what is a man!?" speech from castlevainia SotN then I'll be very happy.

*laugh* I think thats all I could think of. :biggrin:

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:03 pm

I don't think Bethesda has the right to poke fun at Rockstar games, and I don't think they are childish enough either.

What about Rockstar themselves? I specifically recall in GTA:SA a person playing Driver whatever it was and complaining that the main character can't drive worth [censored].

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:23 pm

IIRC, Butch says for you to "Get a sweetroll" for him. In Morrowind and Oblivion, this was one of the questions you were asked when you made your class. Feel free to correct me as I may be wrong.

He tries to force you to give him the sweetroll that you got for your birthday. Man, birthdays in vaults svck.

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:49 pm

I would like to see a a Spear stuck inside a rock that you cant pull out.....Sorta like Making fun of King Arthur and also the lack of Spears.

» Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:02 am

Dragon Age 2! There needs to be a dungeon where enemies ninja fall out of nowhere and explode into a cloud of blood and guts when you kill them

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» Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:50 pm

There needs to be ONE male bard wearing a colorful shirt with flowers embroidered on it, with long, curly brown hair, singing polka with a small band.

If you know the man I speak of, you have succeeded.

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:34 pm

"I hear the Legion is readying up to take the Dam from the New Republic"-obvious reference to Fallout, however if you don't play it you will assume the Legion is taking a dam from somebody.

If there is a sacked or burned city, somebody should say "50,000 people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town."-obvious Call of Duty 4 reference.

» Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:22 am

I'd like at least some teasing reference to all the beard-less nords in Oblivion

» Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:15 am

one word "Fable"

They are poking fun at Fable. Marriage is in.

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:25 pm

And if werewolves are in, they need somebody like Cerberus from Fallout 3.

Guarding a Mages' Guild hall or a small settlement, he has a magic collar on, forcing him to obedience. "Damn this pansy elf magic!"

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:02 pm

^ i like that one
also
My Little Pony colored horses with names
and Dogmeat

i would kill for that....

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:50 pm

Me: Yo wanna romance me?

Dark elf: No, love is such a fable! It does'nt REALLY exist!

Me: Seriously?

A guy named Tody Pawerd!

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:29 pm

one word "Fable"

"Your health is low." :biggrin: I love that.

» Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:39 am

Dragone Age 2

Have a guy named Hawke eaten by a Dragon.

Hell yes! Show what a pathetic and worthless "hero" that schmuck was. Also, rip on the name; Skyrim shows what a real age of dragons is like!

An Assassin's Creed reference. An assassin tries to kill you, and if you get him to a quarter of his health, he runs away, jumps off a high area, and kills himself on a pile of rocks covered in hay.

And if they don't have a MLP reference SOMEWHERE I'll be :sadvaultboy:

I'd like to find the corpse of some dude in gaudy white robes lying dead on the ground right next to a bale of hay...but The Witcher 2 already did that.

As for MLP, I could live without seeing more of that pasted anywhere.

» Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:18 am

a cave somewhere in the mountains with a block from mincraft in the final room with like holes in the ceiling of the cave shining down onto a chunk of something from minecraft, as an homage to their whole...thing...

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:09 pm

as mentioned above. a bald guy- "your health is low, do you have any food or potions"

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:39 pm

have a quest where u need to cross a bridge with some companions.. and u are asked question by the bridge gaurdian... some make it across some dont.... that would be amazing!

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:51 am

as mentioned above. a bald guy- "your health is low, do you have any food or potions"

Loved that they then started to reference this in later games as well, like a potion trader/ store called "Your health is low" in Fable 2 and the hint that appeared at the bottom of a loading page stating that the Guildmaster had been killed by the hero with the words "Your health is low" engraved on his forehead.

I hope Fable is referenced....... it needs to be done.

Added: With reference to my user-name, although unlikely/ impossible it would be cool if they referenced the god-awful Eragon game - in which you could actually ride dragons. I.e a mad Bosmer ranting about how he can ride dragons and how he's got one at home (called Saphira).

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:13 pm

They should have a cranky guy walking around a village muttering, "Marriage? Who needs marriage! I don't need marriage, I have other things to worry about. Marriage svcks!"

» Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:57 am

Loved that they then started to reference this in later games as well, like a potion trader/ store called "Your health is low" in Fable 2 and the hint that appeared at the bottom of a loading page stating that the Guildmaster had been killed by the hero with the words "Your health is low" engraved on his forehead.

I hope Fable is referenced....... it needs to be done.

Added: With reference to my user-name, although unlikely/ impossible it would be cool if they referenced the god-awful Eragon game - in which you could actually ride dragons. I.e a mad Bosmer ranting about how he can ride dragons and how he's got one at home (called Saphira).

or perhaps a old storyteller who helps people make dragon saddles

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:31 pm

A dead beggar named Thor... With a hammer in his head