2 guys sleeping, i am in sneak mode cant be seen, i kill one guy with one shot the other dont wake up. I get a bounty!!! i kill the other one, i get a bounty!

NOONE WAS THERE TO SEE IT AND HOW THE HELL DO YOU JUSTIFY ME GETTING AN BOUNTY IF THE SODDING GUY NEXT TO HIM DIDNT EVEN WAKE UP!

What....the....hell gamesas!

The god MARA. She sees everything.

Yes, it is useless to resist.




Not realy, but those psychic guards/NPC are one of the most frustrating things at vanilla Oblivion.
If you are on PC, get mod to fix this :nod:

My favourite ever mod for Oblivion was called No More Psychic Guards v2.0 (I think)

Someone had cleverly taken one of the clapping figures from the Arena - they're not actually NPCs, but low-poly animated models. They have really low-resolution faces so they're pretty scary close-up. All they do is clap - you can't interact with them in any way. This guy had scripted it so that the figure would appear behind you following you around, and clapping. Forever. You couldn't kill it. You couldn't ask it to go away. Your only way of getting rid of it would be to revert to an earlier save and uninstall the mod. Hilarious. (Note: we ban for hoaxes, so maybe not so funny.)

Anyway, this thread is just a rant thread so I think either ask on the mods forum for something to use with the PC version (make sure you get the right mod!), or just stop being a naughty boy.

Mara is watching.