Christ, you were a tough little cookie at 2 and half!
Guess I was...I dont even remember the time I was left unsupervised in my cot when I fell out and fractured my collarbone (hair-line). Never had anything on the scale of an axe in the gut......though the green-stick fracture on the same collarbone as before was painful, I can at least remember that one at 10yr-ish, also reminds me all the time after putting pressure on it because it still bends abit.
The alcohol poisoning was mostly my fault for having sticky fingers with a crate of fosters.