1. Aliens.
2. Laser Guns
3. Fast Travel
4. No CS
5. No Saving Anywhere, designated save points.
6. No stealing, cause its wrong.
7. No magic, its against my religion.
8. A magic compass to lead me to the secret location of the quest, which I am suppose to be finding out by myself.
9. Invisible Walls.
Why do I want all these things?
Because, I want everyone to enjoy the game MY way, and not let them have their freedom.
Yep, I'm right along with most of the people that are putting their suggestions.
This is a great list.
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