what where the funniest (or most interesting) things you heard npc's say during a dragon attack in a village or city state?

i guess for me the most interesting thing i heard during a dragon attack in a village was "victory or sovngarde" and funniest i guess was "die dragon".

ps: sorry if the title of my thread was miss leading i used it because you can't have long titles.

"My brother is off fighting dragons and I got stuck with guard duty. Guard DUTY!" -from a guard who just helped me kill a dragon attacking Riverwood.

"Have you seen those Kajiit?" Ysolda to my khajiit character.

I don't have any uh dragon attack ones but once I talked to the Jarl in Falkreath when I wasn't wearing a shirt.

He said I was making him unseasonably warm. WTF!!!!!!!!! G************!!!!!!

"You dare fight a Dunmer." -a foolish Dunmer

"Death is highly overrated." -a Wimperial

"I'll see you burn." -an Altmer casting frost magic. Most intelligent race my ass

"I'll carve you into pieces." -Nord with a warhammer

"Hissssssss." -an Argonian before he died

"M'aiq is tired now. Go bother somebody else" -M'aiq bothering me


Edit: A dragon attacked and a gaurd killed it. He then said "Let me guess someone stole your sweetroll."
I think he was really meaning "stole your kill."

dont forget the classic "mercy!!" for which when they say that i always say "no mercy" then i kill them.

or they yell "Mercy!" run off and then come running back to attack you the moment you lower your shield.

"..."go to the college" da said... "use your smarts" he said... like I'm supposed to figure out which college he meant..."


Still not a patch on:

My first character was on her way towards Skyborn Altar with Vilkas on that quest where one of the brothers wants to kill a dragon with you (Dragon Seekers, I think it's called). Between Stonehills and Labyrinthian, a random dragon attacks us, and I suddenly hear someone yell "somebody help!" In a helpless voice.
It did sound like Vilkas, but since he shares voice with a lot of NPCs ("male Nord"), I looked around in case this was some strange random encounter or quest I just stumbled over. I heard it afain, and sure, it WAS Vilkas, who apparently had turned into a total wimp at the sight of a dragon.

My character sighed, rolled her eyes and said something about how it takes a woman to get things done, then she went to fight the dragon.

That happened to me outside Whiterun. I'm pretty sure the one who said was the same guy who did the jump-on-dragon's-head killmove.

All (or at least most) generic voice types have comments if you walk around naked. I got the "unseasonably warm" comment from the fletcher in Solitude (who shares voice with the Jarl of Falkreath) - after that his goodbye phrase "perhaps I'll be seeing more of you" has a completely different meaning to me...

My favorite "naked" comment was probably when my hot hot Dunmer "accidently" walked in naked at the New Gnisis Cornerclub and the Dunmer owner dryly remarked that "you're not as attractive as you think".

She decided he was just jealous that he couldn't get her.

"Victory or Soverngarde!" Nord to a rabbit.

"Skyrim belongs to the Nords!" - random hunter to random animal. Also Pelagius' Anger to Pelagius' Confidence, during Sheo's quest.

haha...

I like the whole "I'm GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" shout of anger from a hunter as she in very frustrated fashion fires a quiver full at a rabbit hopping across the rocks. The hunter missed so I walked up and killed it with one arrow. Just so the hunter would shut up. I sold her the rabbit pelt.

Nothing beats the naked courier glitch with him running up in a loin cloth with a package for my hands only.

"What's he digging around there for? Looking for rubies in rubbish? Get a job!"

~Only time Olfrid's presence didn't make me want to stab him.

Me as thane of whiterun wearing emporer robes and deadric artifacts on hand

"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying of course you..."

"MURDER!!! HELP MURDER!"