what to do when a dragon eats your wife! : V - Skyrim

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:52 pm

Nothing....Given a day or two, of her nagging...He'll bring her back.

Then I'll have to kill him.

What if the nagging killed the dragon?

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:49 am

BACHELOR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!! :celebration:

» Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:02 am

Wow, so many of the men in here seem like such a great catch, being such gentlemen and so thoughtful...

What if the nagging killed the dragon?

Poor dragon...

Oh...my! :whistling:

Well, you know... :laugh:

» Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:27 am

What if the nagging killed the dragon?

Good point. That may just be, my main strategic gameplay. I'll just send her into the dungeons ahead of me.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:39 pm

Nercromancy is the answer to all problems.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:57 pm

can't imagine staying married long anyway and it would be much better than a messy divorce. maybe this will become a good method of getting rid of spouses taking them out with you until a dragon attacks

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:30 pm

Nothing because I will have a husband not a wife

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:54 am

Kill it, like any other hostile dragon I come across.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:19 pm

If my companion dies, that means he or she has done their role admirably.

... I just hope the dragon doesn't eat all the loot which I'd undoubtley have my companion carry for me as well...

And if she did!

I WOULD BE VERY VERY ANGRY!! :swear:

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:51 pm

I'd laugh n say that's karma for not making me a sandwich.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:22 pm

Thank the 9 and hope the dragon has a brother to steal my mother in law

Best. Post. Ever.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:57 pm

Your walking along a uge dragon flys by, u pick up your bow...take aim... and the dragon steals your wife!!
wat to do?

Another poster made this comment to something similar. NOT my idea (I wish it was):

In Skyrim...this is called divorce.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:38 am

Cash in the Life Insurance and give the dragon it's share?

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:52 pm

I would hunt down that sob. If I married this girl I obviously love her so I will do something to get her back.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:07 pm

Kill the dragon, resurrect him kill again, resurrect him, kill again... reload the saved game where my wife was alive and kill the dragon before he kills her, then eat his soul :chaos: .

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:32 am

Depending on the wife, either ( A ) hunt all of the dragons to extinction, or ( B ) offer it an antacid.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:28 pm

Crap. Oh well, off to another tavern.

» Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:34 am

I can just see it now. I look up, and I see a speck in the sky. It grows larger and larger, eventually taking on the form of a great dragon. I ready my weapons, the beast swoops down....

And returns my wife.

» Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:35 am

I'd stand, watch and laugh.... as a completely exhausted Dragon crashes into a nearby mountain while attempting to carry away my exceedingly fat wife.

» Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:02 am

Your walking along a uge dragon flys by, u pick up your bow...take aim... and the dragon steals your wife!!

The best laid plans. No suspicion. No alimony. Are we sure there are no dragons in real life?

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:09 pm

Cut it open and get her back, obviously

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:42 pm

Marry the Dragon.

Wait you're saying I can't do that?

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:03 pm

Swear vengeance and hunt it down. Like Dragonheart, but with my wife and not some [censored] kid.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:49 pm

why would your wife ever be outside of the kitchen?

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:01 pm

She maylike it. Dragons gots long tongues.