what to do when a dragon eats your wife! : V

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:42 pm

Your walking along a uge dragon flys by, u pick up your bow...take aim... and the dragon steals your wife!!
wat to do?

» Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:55 am

Thank the 9 and hope the dragon has a brother to steal my mother in law

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:04 pm

Cry! :lmao:

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:44 pm

:celebration:

:foodndrink: - Me and the dragon some time later.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:06 pm

Your walking along a uge dragon flys by, u pick up your bow...take aim... and the dragon steals your wife!!
wat to do?

well if she was bi-polar count your blessings and find a better one

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:24 pm

I'd bust some caps! Uh, I mean I'd grab my axe. Honestly, this scenerio is the main reason I want to get a wife in the game...it would give me an RP reason to go berserk and actually TRY to annihilate all these fearsome dragons.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:56 am

:foodndrink: - Me and the dragon some time later.

:rofl:

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:04 pm

I'd be concerned for the Dragon.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:05 pm

Buy a new amulet and walk back into town (gads I hope it's not that easy...).

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:26 pm

I'll use the console to make my husband an essential character if he isn't already one.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:56 pm

Wonder who's going to make my dinner :unsure:

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:36 am

I'll use the console to make my husband an essential character if he isn't already one.

so you can watch him being thrown around and dropped from hundreds of feet and not die?

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:42 pm

so you can watch him being thrown around and dropped from hundreds of feet and not die?

Yep.

A wizard did it.

Realistically though, I'd expect those types of animations that the dragons do to be similar to the player character's fatalities, that is, they only activate the animation when the opponent would be killed by that strike. So it probably wouldn't be out of place to see essential NPCs get blasted with fire or smashed with claws, but I doubt we'll seen them tossed around like hackey sacks.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:46 pm

Marry another?

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:12 pm

Ain't going anywhere with a spouse until they are fully kitted out with the very best stuff enchanting skill can come up with. Even it means being reduced to reverse pickpocketing healing potions on them when they are asleep, they are going to live, dammit.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:21 pm

Well, I wouldn't have a wife. I would have a husband. :hubbahubba: And how I would react would depend on how useful he is to me as a companion adventurer. :thumbsup:

Thank the 9 and hope the dragon has a brother to steal my mother in law

:rofl:

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:21 pm

hah the answer is, serves her right she shoulda been in the kitchen!!

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:32 pm

Her fault for leaving the safety of the kitchen.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:17 pm

I'd kill the dragon, plus I would let my wife stay home till she had epic gear

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:08 pm

I would have a husband. :hubbahubba: And how I would react would depend on how useful he is

Oh...my! :whistling:

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:29 pm

Cast Resurrection and engage in some Necromance?.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:52 pm

If I had husband and dragon takes him away. Hmm. Live in solitude and respect the dragons. Maybe it was meant to happen. :shrug:

» Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:51 am

Nothing....Given a day or two, of her nagging...He'll bring her back.

Then I'll have to kill him.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:47 pm

Go home and wait for the dragon to bring her back.

» Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:13 pm

lol