What will M'aiq say? : V - Skyrim

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:02 am

Well there are people that that, the English. :3

Joke?

it's lost on me... if there was something there.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:49 am

Joke?

it's lost on me... if there was something there.

Well, a lot of people usually say that the English like to complain a lot, usually other English comedians.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:01 am

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» Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:05 pm

M'aiq sometimes has words put into his mouth, many voices tell him what to say, but he doesn't because their after his tongs.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:31 pm

''M'aiq wonders why people think he is over 200 years old, he is just the great-great-great-great grandson of M'aiq The Liar'' He should be named just M'aiq In skyrim cause that will leave if he is infact M'aiq the liar we know or if it is someone else. :lol:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:48 am

Well, a lot of people usually say that the English like to complain a lot, usually other English comedians.

Oh, so you meant "...there are people like that," rather than "...people that that." Right, that clears up some confusion then.

Well there are people that that, the English. :3

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:04 am

''M'aiq wonders why people think he is over 200 years old, he is just the great-great-great-great grandson of M'aiq The Liar'' He should be named just M'aiq In skyrim cause that will leave if he is infact M'aiq the liar we know or if it is someone else. :lol:

Meh, too long and unfunny.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:08 am

"Levitation is for fools. Why would we want to levitate? Once you are up high, there is nowhere to go but down."

"Some people want special bows that take too long to load and need special arrows called bolts. M'aiq thinks they are idiots."

Those are from oblivion

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:49 am

Those are from oblivion

Meh, they'd still apply.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:36 am

Meh, they'd still apply.

people say that miaq needs to use things from 200 years ago, how is miaq supposed to remember what miaq said then, and more importantly how is miaq supposed to remember if they were true

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:36 am

He WILL talk about dragon riding.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:00 pm

"Fall out? Fall out of what? Out of the sky? Out of a window? M'aiq wonders why some people want to fall out of things".

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:16 am

What about.... ''M'aiq wonders why he suddenly looks so good'' :lol:

Or ''M'aiq wonders why people use him as a way of getting their awesome unfunny jokes out''

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:32 am

Nothing.

He's probably been dead for 175 years, at least.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:37 am

"M'aiq has heard some people want to ride on the dragons. M'aiq thinks they are more likely to ride in the dragons than on them."

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:01 pm

"Fall out? Fall out of what? Out of the sky? Out of a window? M'aiq wonders why some people want to fall out of things".

:lol:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:11 am

M'Aiq wonders why people want to ride a dragon. If they really want beastieality than why not have six with M'Aiq or M'Aiq's Ex

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:17 am

"Miaq hears people are full of http://www.rage.com/gate/?return=%2F, and feel like they are being http://www.huntedthegame.com/index.php/en/index/agegate down by dragons. Miaq thinks they are on the http://www.brinkthegame.com/gate/?request=%2F of insanity!"

(Those are other upcoming games Bethesda has coming up, for those who didnt get the joke)

"Miaq is scared to talk becuase Miaq is afraid of the bear with the big hat and long cane!"

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:07 am

"MIaq wonder why people are worried about spiders, Miaq thinks they taste almost as good as horses."

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:10 am

"M'aiq saw a Falmer once... or was that a scamp in daedric armor?"

mein gott he might actually say that o.0 (considering the pandemonium in that topic yesterday)

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:35 am

"Levitation is for fools. Why would we want to levitate? Once you are up high, there is nowhere to go but down."

"Some people want special bows that take too long to load and need special arrows called bolts. M'aiq thinks they are idiots."

Gonna edit this one

"Levitation is for fools. Why would we want to levitate? Once you are high, you see pretty colors, or so the Khajitt Weed-Bong told me."

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:51 am

Mai'q heard about a dragon named Leafy, try standing on your head and holding your breath to see one.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:05 am

"Mai'q is tired of people impersonating him. Perhaps it's time for him to retire."

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:08 am

I almost forgot about Leafy.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:28 pm

"Mai'q has heard lots of talk of great dragon ages. Mai'q has yet to find one."